Baba Yaga (1973,
ITA/FRA) C-85m. *** D: Corrado Farina. Starring Carroll
Baker, George Eastman, Isabelle de Funès, Ely Galleani. Moody pop-art
mystery, based on a comic strip by Guido Crepax. Avantgarde photographer de Funès
(niece of Louis!) is approached by mysterious lady Baker, who seems to have a
special interest in the young woman. De Funès soon starts having
hallucinatory nightmares of a kinky kind, and something seems to be wrong
with her camera ever since Baker touched it. Is the lady really a witch? With
the help of film director Eastman, she sets out to solve the mystery.
Slightly pretentious, bafflingly surreal film, creatively directed by
writer-director Farina, who has a brief role in the surreal Nazi sequences. A
little gem whose reputation should soar in future years. Great score by Piero
Umiliani. Watch for Ely Galleani, who had a key role in Mario Bava’s CINQUE
BAMBOLE PER LA LUNA D’AGOSTO (1970). Contains a reference to German
expressionist cinema and shows a clip from the classic DER GOLEM, WIE ER IN
DIE WELT KAM (1920). Alternative titles: KISS ME KILL ME, THE DEVIL WITCH and
BLACK MAGIC. |
Babe
(1995, AUS/USA) C-89m. **½ D: Chris Noonan. Starring James Cromwell, Magda Szubanski, voices of
Christine Cavanaugh, Miriam Margolyes, Hugo Weaving, narrated by Roscoe Lee
Browne. Family film that traces the life of a pig, as it is “won” by quiet
farmer Cromwell and his wife Szubanski. Soon the pig learns that its life on
the farm is anything but easy. Good, Oscar-winning effects make you believe
in the animals’ conversations, but plotting is without momentum or
cleverness. Cute for kids, immensely successful in theaters. George Miller
(MAD MAX) produced and coscripted, from the novel The Sheep Pig by
Dick King-Smith. Followed by a sequel. |
Babel
(2006, USA/MEX/FRA) C-143m. ***½ D: Alejandro González Inárritu. Starring Brad Pitt, Cate Blanchett,
Mohamed Akhzam, Peter Wight, Harriet Walter, Trevor Martin, Matyelok Gibbs,
Georges Bousquet, Nathan Gamble, Gael García Bernal, Rinko Kikuchi, Kôji
Yakusho. Impressive thriller drama from the director of AMORES PERROS (2000)
and 21 GRAMS (2003) interlocks four different stories: Pitt and his wife
Blanchett are mourning the death of their infant child and have gone on a holiday
to Morocco. During a bus ride she is accidentally shot by two Moroccan
children, who have just received a gun from their father (story 2). In the
third segment, Pitt and Blanchett’s other children, back at home in San
Diego, are taken to a wedding in Mexico by their nanny. Finally, in Tokyo,
Japan, an aimless, deaf teenager desperately looking for love and attention
is also linked to the other stories. Complex, engrossing drama showing
tragedy in all corners of the world, superbly directed and extremely
well-edited. Oscar winner for Best Score, also won the Best Director and Best
Editing (Technical Grand Prize) awards at Cannes. |
Babe:
Pig in the City (1998, AUS/USA) C-97m. **½ D:
George Miller. Starring Magda Szubanski, James Cromwell, Mary Stein, Mickey
Rooney, voices of Elizabeth Daily, Danny Mann, Glenne Headley, Hugo Weaving,
Roscoe Lee Browne, Naomi Watts. Sort of… different sequel to the charmer BABE
(1995) forces the farmer’s wife Szubanski and the pig to travel to Los
Angeles, in order to save the farm. Babe meets many odd characters (monkeys,
dogs, you name it) and has more than enough scary adventures. Dark, almost
bizarre film recalls films of Jodorowsky, Burton, if only it wasn’t a
children’s adventure! Excellent score and cinematography (by Andrew Lesnie,
who also shot THE LORD OF THE RINGS films). Made by the director of the MAD
MAX movies (and cowriter of the original BABE). Too gloomy for children,
interesting for buffs. |
Baby
Blood (1989, FRA) C-87m. **½ D: Alain Robak. Starring
Emmanuelle Escourrou, Christian Sinniger. Woman becomes impregnated by
African monster and develops a relationship with the baby creature in her
womb by speaking to it(!). French horror with comic undertones is a mix
between ROSEMARY’S BABY and BRAIN DAMAGE and as such comes up with few ideas
of its own. American version, titled EVIL WITHIN, (purportedly) runs 1m.
longer. |
Baby:
Secret of the Lost Legend
(1985, USA) C-93m. SCOPE **½ D: Bill L. Norton. Starring William Katt,
Sean Young, Patrick McGoohan, Julian Fellowes, Hugh Quarshie. Fantasy
adventure about two scientists (Katt, Young), who go in search of legendary
jungle monster, which turns out to be a dinosaur with a family. A fellow
scientist wants to take it home to study it, but he hasn’t reckoned with the
couple’s resistance. Not bad despite superficial plot, lively score by Jerry
Goldsmith, photography by John Alcott. Also known as DINOSAUR... SECRET OF
THE LOST LEGEND. |
Back
in the USSR (1991, USA) C-88m. ** D: Deran
Sarafian. Starring Frank Whaley, Natalya Negoda, Roman Polanski, Ravil
Issyanov, Dey Young, Andrew Divof, Brian Blessed, Harry Ditson. The first
film made entirely in Russia after the fall of the Soviet Union is a
meandering thriller about American tourist Whaley and his coincidental
involvement with the stealing of a valuable icon. He is forced to cooperate
with the underworld figures and finds himself running for his life. Idea is
not bad, but script is hardly credible. Main interest springs from Polanski’s
role as a seedy smuggler. |
Back
to Back (1996, USA) C-90m. M D: Roger Nygard.
Starring Michael Rooker, Ryo Ishibashi, Danielle Harris, John Laughlin, Koh
Takasugi, Bobcat Goldthwait, Vincent Schiavelli, Tim Thomerson. Violent
action trash produced for the video market about ex-cop Rooker who somehow
gets to team up with Ishibashi, a Japanese Yakuza killer assigned to kill a
Los Angeles mafia boss. Plot is highly improbable, the action scenes are
strictly standard. Harris (as Rooker’s daughter) has the most offensively
stupid role. |
Back
to Gaya (2004, GBR/GER/SPA) C-101m. Scope *** D: Lenard Fritz
Krawinkel, Holger Tappe. Starring (the voices of)
Patrick Stewart, Emily Watson, Glenn Wrage, Alan Marriott, Bob Saker.
Computer-animated fantasy adventure set in the land of the Gayans (pint-sized
creatures with large ears), where life depends on a crystal that is stolen by
a villain from the real world. A group of Gayans is transported there as
well, and they must fend for themselves in a huge city of humans. Exciting,
atmospheric adventure doesn’t give you much time to breathe; when it does,
its lack of a consistent plot slows it down a lot. Still, a great
roller-coaster ride for kids. Films like this deserve more attention.
Excellent score by Michael Kamen, who died of a heart attack before film’s
premiere International version is shorter by a few minutes. Also known
as THE SNURKS, and BOO, ZINO & THE SNURKS. |
Backyard,
The (2002, USA) C-80m. ** D: Paul Hough. Starring
The Lizard, Scar, Chaos, Heartless, Bongo, The Retarded Butcher, Rob Van Dam,
James Weston. Straight-forward documentary (an attempted shockumentary) takes
a look at the phenomenon of Backyard wrestling, which is done by kids who
dream of making it in the wrestling business and try to imitate their idols
and their shows. However, this is done in improvised rings in the backyard,
and in ultra-violent fashion, with barb-wire fences, light bulbs, etc. and
people are even set on fire. Sometimes shocking, but not because of the
violence portrayed but because of the aimless youths who waste their
childhoods injuring each other. Low-key narration should have made much more
of the topic. |
Bad
Company (2002, USA/CZE) C-116m. Scope ** D: Joel Schumacher. Starring
Anthony Hopkins, Chris Rock, Matthew Marsh, Gabriel Macht, Peter Stormare.
Another lame-brained Hollywood concoction that somehow stays afloat because
of competent direction. After losing his CIA colleague in a shoot-out,
Hopkins turns to that man’s twin brother (Rock), who has to function as a
stand-in to make a major weapons deal (and subsequent bust) work. The problem
is that the twins are completely different, and Hopkins has nine days to
transform a street-smart hustler into an educated upper-class gentleman. Rock
has some very funny lines, but script is improbable (to say the least) and
action thriller becomes ludicrously overlong. |
Badlands (1973, USA) C-94m. *** D: Terrence Malick. Starring Martin Sheen,
Sissy Spacek, Warren Oates, Ramon Bieri, Alan Vint. A garbage man (Sheen)
falls in love with a naive 15 year-old (Spacek), and they take it on the lam
after he kills her father and burns down their house. The dream of living
happily together ends for them in the Badlands of Montana. A well-scored,
stylishly photographed, altogether highly lyrical road movie that is not
entirely successful due a lack of psychological depth. Spacek’s voice-overs,
commenting on the events in retrospect, are effective, though. This
directorial debut of Terrence Malick (DAYS OF HEAVEN, THE THIN RED LINE) has
gained a cult reputation. Inspired by the real-life Starkweather-Fugate
killings in the 1950s; more or less remade 20 years later as TRUE ROMANCE.
Written and produced by the director, who has a cameo as a salesman. Film
debut of first-rate cinematographer Tak Fujimoto (THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS). |
Bad
Moon (1996, USA) C-80m. Scope ** D:
Eric Red. Starring Muriel Hemingway, Michael Paré, Mason Gamble, Ken
Pogue, Hrothgar Mathews. Standard werewolf movie with Paré visiting his
sister Hemingway and her little son, keeping a secret that he was bitten by a
wolf-like creature in the jungle. Their dog Thor senses the danger and begins
following the man into the wood, where he transforms into a werewolf ...
every night. Not really bad but unimaginative, apart from some attack scenes
and the visceral finale. Based on Wayne Smith's novel Thor, which
reportedly had the dog tell the story(!). |
Bad
News Bears, The (1976, USA) C-102m. *** D: Michael
Ritchie. Starring Walter Matthau, Chris Barnes, Tatum O’Neal, Ben Piazza, Vic
Morrow. Popular sports comedy about down-and-out baseball coach Matthau, who
gets the chance to coach team of 10-year-old losers and teaches them
self-respect and courage. Funny, foul-mouthed film, a hit with kids. That
rousing score is from George Bizet’s opera Carmen. Followed by two
sequels and a TV series. |
Bad
Religion - Along the Way (1989, GER) C-75m. ***
D: Matthias Kollek, Thorsten Bach. Early concert footage of punk rock band
Bad Religion is worth seeing alone for its phenomenal editing, which makes us
believe that film was shot during one show; as a matter of fact, it contains
material of fourteen gigs! Check out at what speed the singer changes
his T-shirts! The band members give interviews between the musical numbers. |
Bad
Ronald (1974, USA) C-78m. *** D: Buzz
Kulik. Starring Scott Jacoby, Pippa Scott, John Larch, Dabney Coleman, Kim Huner,
John Fiedler. Small but fine thriller about Jacoby, a teenage boy who has
accidentally killed a little girl and now hides in a secret room of his dead
mother’s house. Everything seems to work out fine, until ... Based on a novel
by John Holbrooke Vance and originally made for television. One thing to add:
Ronald is not really ‘bad’, he is a victim of circumstances. |
Bad
Taste (1987, NZL) C-90m. **½ D: Peter Jackson.
Starring Peter Jackson, Terry Potter, Craig Smith, Mike Minett, Doug Wren.
Peter Jackson’s first feature was realized between 1983 and 1987 and shot its
director to (splatter-)stardom. The story: Aliens (disguising as farmers and
walking around like zombies) have invaded a small coastal village in New
Zealand, intending to bring human flesh (delicatessen) back to their planet.
Scientist Derek (Jackson) and his “boys” must stop them. Outrageous gore
effects, funny lines and slapstick (or, splatshtick), unfortunately
outweighed by too many slow spots in the script. Still, rightfully put Jackson
on the map, and provided him with the reputation (and money) to film his next
movies, MEET THE FEEBLES and BRAINDEAD (thank God). Warning: The title of
this movie is an apt description of it. Do not view, if in doubt. This was
even shown at the Cannes Film Festival! |
Ballad
of Cable Hogue, The (1970, USA) C-121m.
*** D: Sam Peckinpah. Starring Jason Robards, Stella Stevens, David
Warner, Strother Martin, Slim Pickens, L.Q. Jones, R.G. Armstrong. Peckinpah’s
follow-up to THE WILD BUNCH is a completely different western. Robards plays
a simple-minded but determined drifter who finds water in the desert and
decides to build a stop for stagecoaches. Stevens is a hooker who falls in
love with him. Not very credible or realistic, and lacking Peckinpah’s
trademark directorial style, but fine performances, lyrical scenes make it
worthwhile. Score by Jerry Goldsmith. |
Bambi
(1942, USA) C-70m. **** D: David Hand. Starring (the voices of) Hardy Albright, Stan
Alexander, Tim Davis, Paula Winslowe. Timeless, brilliant Disney classic
detailing the life of deer Bambi, from childhood to adulthood, in beautiful,
haunting images. Full of delightful sequences, with the death of Bambi’s
mother and the forest fire standing out. This true masterpiece entails a
message that withstands time. An awe-inspiring achievement, right up there
with the best films of all time. Based on the novel by Felix Salten. Richly
orchestrated score by Edward Plumb. This was Disney’s follow-up to DUMBO
(1941). |
Bambi
II (2006, USA) C-72m. *** D: Brian Pimental.
Starring (the voices of) Patrick Stewart,
Alexander Gould, Brendan Baerg, Carolyn Hennesy, Nicky Jones. Sequel to the
1942 Disney classic forgets the ending of the original and takes off where
the deer is left alone with his father, the great prince of the forest. The
stag (voiced by Stewart) is looking for someone to raise his son, while Bambi
is waking up to the adventures of the world around him. Many memorable
characters return in this spin-off. The animation – lovingly designed, with
the original in mind – compensates for modest plotting. |
Banda
del Gobbo, La (1977, ITA) C-99m. Scope *½ D: Umberto Lenzi. Starring Tomas Milian, Pino
Colizzi, Isa Danieli, Sal Borgese, Luciano Catenacci, Tom Felleghy. Crime drama with Milian in a double role: he plays a ruthless
hunchback and his twin brother, a mentally retarded mechanic. When Il Gobbo
(=the hunchback) is double-crossed at a hold-up he seeks revenge on his
partners who’d rather see him dead. Solidly filmed but boring, not funny and
trivial. There’s not even enough action to keep you entertained. Milian had
played a hunchback before in Lenzi’s ROMA A MANO ARMATA (1976). English
title: BROTHERS TILL WE DIE. |
Bande à
Part (1964, FRA) 97m. ** D: Jean-Luc Godard. Starring Anna Karina,
Sami Frey, Claude Brasseur, Michel Delahaye, narrated by Jean-Luc Godard.
French art-house icon Godard attempts to repeat the success of his instant
classic A BOUT DE SOUFFLE (1960) but result is unmemorable and largely
uninspired. Two no-gooders Frey and Brasseur get involved with Karina and
decide to rob her aunt. Largely (completely?) improvised crime film goes
nowhere with its characters, maintaining a paper-thin pretence. Highly
regarded by many Godard enthusiasts, Quentin Tarantino even named his
production company ‘Band Apart’ after this movie. See for yourself if this
appeals to you. Based on the novel Fool’s Gold by Dolores Hitchens.
Score by Michel Legrand. English titles: BAND OF OUTSIDERS, THE OUTSIDERS. |
Bandidas
(2006, USA/MEX/FRA) C-93m. Scope **½
D: Joachim Roenning, Espen Sandberg. Starring Penélope Cruz, Salma Hayek,
Steve Zahn, Dwight Yoakam, Denis Arndt, Sam Shepard. Quite attractive western
comedy about Cruz, a farmer’s daughter, and Hayek, a landowner’s daughter,
who in turn-of-the-century Mexico join forces in battling ruthless enforcer
Yoakam, who steals land for the railway. Filmed with gusto and fervor, but
plot is less engaging. Cowritten and coproduced by Luc Besson, who may
have been inspired by the Louis Malle classic VIVA MARIA! (1965). |
Bandits (2001, USA) C-123m. Scope
**½ D: Barry Levinson. Starring Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thornton, Cate
Blanchett, Troy Garity, Brian F. O’Byrne, January Jones, Barry Levinson. Off-beat
comedy, told in flashback style, about criminals Willis and Thornton (both
with funny characterizations), who escape from the joint and perform clever
bank robberies. Blanchett, a neurotic married woman, then complicates their
relationship considerably. Tries hard to be unusual, but material isn’t
tightly woven or funny enough. Written by Harley Peyton, who wrote several
Twin Peaks episodes. Photographed by Dante Spinotti. |
Bangkok
Dangerous (1999, THA) C-105m. *** D: Danny
and Oxide Pang. Starring Pawalit Mongkolpisit, Premsinee Ratanasopha,
Patharawarin Timkul, Pisek Intrakanchit. Uncompromising, stunningly stylish
debut feature from the Pang Brothers about a deaf-mute hitman in Bangkok, who
drifts from job to job. When he falls in love with a shopgirl, he finds his
life at a crossroads. When his partner falls prey to a syndicate, he also
must run for his life. Uneven plot outdone by frenzied direction, editing.
Written by the directors, who are twin brothers. Remade by Hollywood in 2008. |
Bangkok
Dangerous (2008, USA)
C-99m. *** D: The Pang Brothers. Starring Nicolas Cage, Shahkrit Yamnarm,
Charlie Yeung, Panward Hemmanee, Jame With. Gripping remake of the Pang’s
1999 breakthrough hit, with Hollywood star power. Cage plays a hitman in
Bangkok, who does his jobs with great precision, until he allows himself to
become involved with two people, his messenger Yamnarm and a deaf-mute shop
assistant, who he falls in love with. Extremely well-made, stylish action
thriller, though finale is not its strongest part. Excellent score by Brian
Tyler adds to great atmosphere. Cage also produced. |
Barbarella (1968, FRA/ITA) C-98m. Scope
**½ D: Roger Vadim. Starring Jane Fonda, John Phillip Law, Anita
Pallenberg, Milo O’ Shea, Marcel Marceau, Claude Dauphin, Veronique Vendell,
David Hemmings, Ugo Tognazzi. Perfect late 60s time capsule about sexy
astronaut Fonda, who is assigned to track down a mega-criminal that wants to
change this peaceful, love-oriented galaxy. Totally corny, at times
embarrassingly so, with not-to-be-believed (studio) sets and costumes; a cult
classic, also due to Fonda’s striptease during title sequence. From a comic
book by Jean-Claude Forest. Script by Terry Southern and Roger Vadim, who was
married to Fonda at the time. Photographed by Claude Renoir. Produced by Dina
De Laurentiis. Also released as BARBARELLA: QUEEN OF THE GALAXY. |
Bare
Behind Bars (1977, SPA/GER) C-94m. *½ D: Osvaldo
de Oliveira. Starring Maria Stella Splendor. Prison exploitation doesn’t
bother with plot, but turns out to be “study“ of lesbianism in prisons. After
90m. this has a rather deadening effect. “Nude show“ is more like it.
Uncut print has hardcore footage. |
Barnyard (2006, USA/GER) C-90m. *** D: Steve Oedekerk. Starring (the
voices of) Kevin James, Courteney Cox, Sam Elliott, Danny Glover, Wanda
Sykes, Andie McDowell, David Koechner, Steve Oedekerk. Entertaining animated
feature about irresponsible party cow James, who is forced to take his foster
father’s role as protector of their barnyard, when a band of coyotes take his
life. Not exactly BAMBI (1942), but funny and enjoyable, slightly anarchic,
though not as much as SHREK (2001). Written by the director. |
Barton
Fink (1991, USA) C-116m. **** D: Joel Coen. Starring
John Turturro, John Goodman, Judy Davis, Michael Lerner, John Mahoney, Tony
Shalhoub, Jon Polito, Steve Buscemi. Dark, brilliant satirical drama, the
Coens’ fourth film and perhaps their best. Barton Fink (Turturro), a
successful dramatist from New York is called to Hollywood to write a
screenplay for a wrestling picture. From his arrival at the Hotel Earle in
Los Angeles, nothing goes as planned. Barton is suffering a writer’s block
and his next-door neighbor, insurance salesman Charlie Meadows (Goodman)
keeps him from concentrating properly. Is experienced novelist Mahoney going
to help? And why is the wallpaper peeling? Stylish, surreal masterpiece of
filmmaking identifies Hollywood with hell for someone who fails to play
according to its rules. BARTON FINK will “show you the life of a mind!”.
Turturro and Goodman are excellent, so is Carter Burwell’s theme. Winner of
several awards, including all of the important prizes at the Cannes film
festival (the first film to accomplish this). One of the best films of the
decade. |
Basic
Instinct (1992, USA) C-128m. Scope *** D: Paul
Verhoeven. Starring Michael Douglas, Sharon Stone, George Dzundza, Jeanne
Tripplehorn, Daniel von Bargen, James Rebhorn. Fine erotic thriller with
Douglas a frustrated cop on the search for an ice-pick killer and his
involvement with prime suspect Stone, who’s the prototypical femme fatale.
Director Verhoeven creates a maelstrom of sex and violence and keeps the
viewer involved at all times. This Hitchcockian thriller was written by Joe
Eszterhas. Enticing score by Jerry Goldsmith. Photographed by Jan De Bont. |
Basket
Case (1982, USA) C-91m. **½ D: Frank
Henenlotter. Starring Kevin VanHentenryck, Terri Susan Smith, Beverly Bonner,
Robert Vogel, Diana Browne. A young man, carrying his mutated siamese twin
around in a basket, comes to N.Y.C. to exact revenge on the doctors who
separated them as children. Truly grotesque horror with tongue-in-cheek is
well-made (despite the low-budget) but may be too disturbing for some
viewers. A cult favorite, followed by two sequels. Written and edited by
director Henenlotter. |
Basket
Case 2 (1990, USA) C-90m. **½ D: Frank
Henenlotter. Starring Kevin VanHentenryck, Judy Grafe, Annie Ross, Heather Rattray,
Chad Brown, Ted Sorel, David Emge. Sequel to the 1982 cult favorite starts
right where the original left off and follows VanHentenryck and his deformed
twin to a house of freaks, where they find temporary refuge. Less original
plotwise but still ambitious, with a twisted sense of humor and some
astounding make-up creations that are reason alone to watch this film
(credits list a “man with 37 noses”!). Written by the director. Followed by
BASKET CASE 3 in 1992. |
Basket
Case 3: The Progeny (1992, USA) C-84m.
**½ D: Frank Henenlotter. Starring Kevin VanHentenryck, Annie Ross, Gil
Roper, Dan Biggers, Jim O’Doherty. Final entry in the BASKET CASE series is
similar to second film, as Van Hentenryck and his brother Belial are still
protected by Ross’s family of freaks. This time, Belial is about to become a
father, and Van Hentenryck finally goes completely crazy. Again, quite
enjoyable thanks to some very good make-up effects and a perverted sense of
humor. For series fans, others should not bother. Produced by James
Glickenhaus, coscripted by the director. |
Basquiat (1996, USA) C-106m. **½ D: Julian Schnabel. Starring Jeffrey
Wright, David Bowie, Dennis Hopper, Gary Oldman, Willem Dafoe, Michael
Wincott, Benicio del Toro, Claire Forlani, Parker Posey, Christopher Walken,
Courtney Love, Tatum O’Neal, Paul Bartel. Screen-bio of Warhol contemporary
Jean-Michel Basquiat (Wright), who made an incredible career, starting out as
a grafitti artist and growing to a respected expressionist painter. First
half is fine, but film loses dramatic momentum in the second as it becomes
all too clear that Basquiat’s lifestyle will inevitably lead to
self-destruction. Well-filmed by first-time director Schnabel, but the
biggest interest springs from the cast (including Bowie as Andy Warhol).
Demonstrates how closely art and drugs are related, though SID AND NANCY was
more consequent in that respect. Isabella Rossellini appears unbilled. |
Batman (1966, USA) C-105m. ** D: Leslie H. Martinson.
Starring Adam West, Burt Ward, Lee Meriwether, Cesar Romero, Burgess
Meredith, Frank Gorshin, Alan Napier, Neil Hamilton, Stafford Repp. Madge
Blake, Reginald Denny, Milton Frome, voice of Van Williams. ‘Holy Batman!’
Movie spin-off from the 1966-1968 TV series (120 episodes), premiered between
the first and second season. Batman and his sidekick Robin go against four
super-villains (The Penguin, The Joker, The Riddler, and Catwoman), who are
planning to sabotage U.N. meeting and take over the world. Rather
slowly-paced and weakly plotted, worked better in the TV episodes, although
it’s colorful and nostalgic. Meredith as the Penguin comes off best. |
Batman (1989, USA) C-126m. **½ D: Tim Burton. Starring Jack
Nicholson, Michael Keaton, Kim Basinger, Robert Wuhl, Pat Hingle, Billy Dee
Williams, Michael Gough, Jack Palance, Jerry Hall. Long-awaited big-screen
debut of the caped crusader (not counting the Adam West TV spin-off) has
Batman (Keaton) lock horns with super-criminal The Joker (Nicholson).
Impressive production design and special effects almost outshine
unspectacular plotting. Keaton is a poor Bruce Wayne, the story setup
longish; film finally hits its stride in bombastic finale. All in all
slightly more disappointing than impressive … a near miss. Danny Elfman’s
score is excellent. Oscar winner for Anthony First’s production design.
Prince contributed some songs to the soundtrack. Followed by BATMAN RETURNS. |
Batman & Robin (1997, USA) C-120m. *** D: Joel Schumacher. Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger,
George Clooney, Uma Thurman, Chris O’Donnel, Alicia Silverstone, Elle
MacPherson, Michael Gough. Over-the-top thrill ride featuring Clooney as the
new Batman, who has to contend with two super-villains, Mr. Freeze (Arnie)
and Poison Ivy (Uma Thurman). Well-directed fourth Batman-film takes some
time to get going, but when it does it never lets up. Brilliantly cast, with
Schwarzenegger a hyper-cool Mr. Freeze and Thurman a seductive Poison Ivy,
film’s breathless pace matches the best action pictures of the 80s and 90s.
Its success is mainly due to the fact that the movie is conscious of its
comic-book origins and doesn’t take itself seriously. Especially kids will be
thrilled. This was the follow-up to BATMAN FOREVER. |
Batman Begins (2005, USA) C-141m. Scope **½
D: Christopher Nolan. Starring Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Liam Neeson,
Katie Holmes, Gary Oldman, Cillian Murphy, Tom Wilkinson, Rutger Hauer, Ken
Watanabe, Mark Boon Junior, Linus Roache, Morgan Freeman. Star-studded action
blockbuster goes back to the winged crusader’s roots, more or less ignoring
the previous BATMAN films. As title indicates, this is one long prologue,
following Bruce Wayne’s frustrations after his parents’ murder, his
ritualistic exile and his decision to go back and fight crime in the streets
of Gotham City. Takes a long time to get going and never really hits its
stride, despite high-octane action scenes and a typically intense turn by
Bale. One may also wonder why the film shows hardly any comic book style. The
choice of the villain (Scarecrow Murphy) is slight as well. Coscripted by
director Nolan (MEMENTO). |
Batman
Forever (1995, USA) C-122m. **½ D: Joel
Schumacher. Starring Val Kilmer, Tommy Lee Jones, Jim Carrey, Nicole Kidman,
Chris O’Donnell, Michael Gough, Pat Hingle, Drew Barrymore, Rene Auberjonois,
Don ‘The Dragon’ Wilson, Ed Begley Jr. Schumacher took over from Burton for
this third BATMAN entry. Kilmer, replacing Keaton, has two new adversaries:
Two-Face (Jones) and the Riddler (Carrey), both of whom have reason to go
against Bruce Wayne and Batman. Kidman plays a psychologist with a
definite interest in all of them. Stunning set design, eye-popping special
effects cannot camouflage undramatic, strangely uninvolving plotting.
Besides, the villains are not potent enough to make this work (in fact, they
are rather annoying). Still, a rollercoaster ride of a movie, especially for
kids. Followed by BATMAN & ROBIN (with much more potent villains). |
Batman
Returns (1992, USA) C-126m. *** D: Tim Burton.
Starring Michael Keaton, Danny DeVito, Michelle Pfeiffer, Christopher Walken,
Michael Gough, Michael Murphy, Pat Hingle, Vincent Schiavelli, Paul Reubens.
Batman returns in this darker, meaner sequel and must face ruthless
industrialist Schreck (Walken) and ugly, evil freak The Penguin, who intend
to plunge Gotham City into chaos. Meanwhile, the Caped Crusader faces his
biggest challenge yet in seductive Catwoman (Pfeiffer), who is beset by
revenge. This entry in the series emphasises horror and stands as another
triumph of style and production design. A definite improvement over its
predecessor, especially in its treatment and conceptualization of good and
evil. Well-acted by all, even Keaton is more convincing as Bruce Wayne this
time, but Pfeiffer is most impressive and steals the show. Elaborate score by
Danny Elfman, special make-up effects by Stan Winston. Followed by BATMAN
FOREVER. |
Battaglia
di El Alamein, La (1969, ITA/FRA) C-96m. Scope ** D: Calvin Jackson Padget (=Giorgio Ferroni). Starring Frederick
Stafford, George Hilton, Robert Hossein, Michael Rennie, Ira von Fürstenberg,
Enrico Maria Salerno, Sal Borgese, Tom Felleghy. Standard war actioner
detailing the strategies of the opposing forces in WW2 Africa and subsequent
title battle. No depth whatsoever, but at least production values are
adequate. Cast is quite interesting. Score by Carlo Rustichelli, executive
produced by Sergio Martino. English titles: DESERT TANKS, THE BATTLE OF EL ALAMEIN. |
Battaglia
di Maratona, La (1959, ITA) C-85m. Scope ** D: Jacques Tourneur. Starring Steve Reeves, Mylène Demongeot, Miranda
Campa, Sergio Fantoni, Ivo Garrani, Daniela Rocca, Daniele Vargas. Colorful but emptyheaded spectacle, set 490 B.C., as Greeks have to
fend off attacks by the Persians. Of course, the battle of Marathon is the
climax of the film. Instead of concentrating on historical events, director
Tourneur has muscleman Steele fall in love with beautiful blonde Demongeot.
Interesting for fans of cinematographer Mario Bava, who photographed the film
splendidly and also completed the film in Tourneur's absence. He may be
responsible for increasingly violent scenes towards the end. English title:
THE GIANT OF MARATHON. |
Battle
Beyond the Stars (1980, USA) C-104m. *½ D: Jimmy T.
Murakami. Starring Richard Thomas, Robert Vaughn, John Saxon, George Peppard,
Darlanne Fluegel, Sybil Danning, Sam Jaffe, Jeff Corey. Or, JOHN BOY AND THE
MAGNIFICENT SEVEN IN SPACE. When his planet is under siege from spaceships by
warlord Saxon, Thomas sets out to recruit mercenaries to help defend it.
Sci-fi movie probably seemed okay in 1980 and five years later, but today it
just seems ultra-cheesy. Notable only for some big names involved in the
making. John Sayles cowrote the script, Roger Corman coproduced, James Horner
composed the music and James Cameron did the art direction (this was his
first screen credit). Has a minor cult following, but any ‘Star Trek’ episode
is better. |
Battle
for the Planet of the Apes (1973, USA) C-87m. Scope **½ D: J. Lee Thompson.
Starring Roddy McDowall, Claude Akins, Natalie Trundy, Severn Darden, Lew
Ayres, Paul Williams, Austin Stoker, John Huston, John Landis. Fifth and final
installment in the PLANET OF THE APES saga has orang-utan lawgiver Huston
narrate around 2600 what happened after Caesar’s revolution some 600 years
ago. He has to deal with rebellious Gorillas led by Akins and radioactive
humanoids attempting to win back dominance on the surface of the Earth.
Almost nothing is left of the appeal of the first films (best sequence: the
descent into the Dead City), but this is still a must, if you are a fan. Some
prints feature two additional scenes. The series was followed by two
television series. |
Battle
Royale (2000, JAP) C-114m. *½ D: Kinji Fukasaku.
Starring Tatsuya Fujiwara, Aki Maeda, Taro Yamamoto, Masanobu Ando, Kou
Shibasaki, Chiaki Kuriyama, Beat Takeshi (Kitano). |
Baxter
(1989, FRA) C-82m. **½ D: Jérôme Boivin. Starring
Lise Delamare, Jean Mercure, Jacques Spiesser, Catherine Ferran, Jean-Paul
Roussillon, Sabrina Leurquin. A movie with a quite daring
premise: the dog (a pitbull terrier) is the main character, who narrates the
film, giving us his life story as he is passed on from owner to owner. Some
interesting observations of the human-dog relationship are offered, but plot
is underdeveloped and mostly pointless. |
Beach, The (2000, USA) C-119m. Scope **½
D: Danny Boyle. Starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Tilda Swinton, Virginie Ledoyen,
Guillaume Canet, Robert Carlyle. Thrill-seeking youngster (DiCaprio)
goes to Thailand and hears of a mysterious, Paradise-like beach. He decides
to travel there with a French couple and finds something beyond his
expectations. Adventure drama is off to an energetic start and maintains
interest until the final thirty minutes which are kind of odd and turn
DiCaprio into a Col. Kurtz-like madman. Two thirds of a good movie,
well-handled by director Boyle (unless you disagree with his off-beat
touches). Based on Alex Garland’s novel. Score by Angelo Badalamenti, photographed
by Darius Khondji. |
Beach
Blanket Bingo (1965, USA) C-98m. **½ D: William
Asher. Starring Frankie Avalon, Annette Funicello, Deborah Walley, Harvey
Lembeck, Marta Kristen, Linda Evans, Timothy Carey, Don Rickles, Buster
Keaton. A group of slim, handsome teens hang out at the beach, go surfing and
live through minor adventures. Beach comedy isn’t much in terms of plot but
actors are nicely suibdued and scenery is beautiful. A cult film for 60s surf
and beach movie lovers, this was actually the fifth in a whole series of
films produced by AIP. |
Beast
Must Die, The (1974, GBR) C-93m. *** D: Paul
Annett. Starring Calvin Lockhart, Peter Cushing, Charles Gray, Marlene Clark,
Anton Diffring. Lockhart invites several people to a remote mansion, where he
tells them that one of them is a werewolf. He plans to kill the monster
during a full moon. The audience is also given a guess at who might be it.
Horror draws most of its suspense from the premise. Several redundant
sequences but above-average. Not very violent, either. Based on the short
story 'There Shall Be No Darkness' by James Blish. |
Beast
Within, The (1982, USA) C-98m. **
D: Philippe Mora. Starring Ronny Cox, Bibi Besch, Paul Clemens,
Don Gordon, R.G. Armstrong, Katherine Moffat, L.Q. Jones, Luke Askew. Not-bad
horror film about Cox and his wife Besch, who got raped 17 years ago by a
maniac in the woods. Today, Besch’s son Clemens is showing disturbing
tendencies, which the couple tries to investigate in the small town where the
rape occurred. What is the populace trying to hide from them? Start out quite
well, then becomes redundant and finally outright absurd. A okay view for
horror aficionados. Tom Holland (FRIGHT NIGHT) scripted from a novel by
Edward Levy. Elaborate score by Les Baxter. |
Beatrice
Cenci (1969, ITA) C-99m. **½
D: Lucio Fulci. Starring Adrienne Larussa, Antonio
Casagrande, Tomas Milian, Raymond Pellegrin, Georges Wilson. In 1599, the
aristocratic Cenci family are accused of heresy and must flee from the wrath
of the Pope. When the tyrannical head of the family falls prey to an intrigue
and dies, his daughter, beautiful Beatrice (Larussa) is accused of murder.
Confusing narrative hampers proceedings, but drama is well-acted, generally
not bad. Surprisingly straight stuff from Fulci, the sixth filmization of the
story (1956 version was directed by Riccardo Freda). Also known as PERVERSION
STORY. |
Beau
Serge, Le (1958, FRA) 97m. *** D :
Claude Chabrol. Starring Gérard Blain, Jean-Claude Brialy, Michèle Meritz, Bernadette
Lafont, Edmond Beauchamp. Claude Chabrol’s first
film is also the first film of the French Nouvelle Vague. Dramatic
story concerns Brialy’s return to his home village in the country. He
encounters old friend Blain, who has started drinking, being unable to pull
himself out of his misery. Not among the directors best films, but still
highly recommended to cineastes. Philippe de Broca was first assistant
director, Chabrol also wrote and produced. |
Beautiful
Girls (1996, USA) C-113m. ***
D: Ted Demme. Starring Timothy Hutton, Matt Dillon, Noah Emmerich, Annabeth
Gish, Lauren Holly, Rosie O'Donnell, Max Perlich, Martha Plimpton, Natalie
Portman, Michael Rapaport, Mira Sorvino, Uma Thurman, David Arquette. Pleasant-enough drama about Hutton returning to his hometown for a
high school class reunion and finding his old pals haven't changed since.
Most of them are unhappy with their lives, and he begins to doubt whether his
relationship with his wife is so perfect. Good cast in bitter-sweet drama,
which will appeal mostly to U.S. Americans, who can identify with the
characters. Overlong but worthwhile. Good choice of songs on the soundtrack. |
Beautiful
Mind, A (2001, USA)
C-135m. *** D: Ron Howard. Starring Russell Crowe, Ed Harris, Jennifer
Connelly, Christopher Plummer, Paul Bettany, Adam Goldberg, Josh Lucas,
Anthony Rapp, Judd Hirsch. Very well-directed biographical drama about
real-life Math genius John Nash, whose schizophrenia prevented him from
having a proper career. He imagined himself being part of a clandestine post-WW2
operation and his social life suffered immensely. Crowe’s performance brought
him the Academy Award. Other Oscars went to director Howard, supporting
actress Connelly, producers Howard and Brian Grazer, as well as screenwriter
Akiva Goldsman. Score by James Horner, photography by Roger Deakins. |
Beauty
and the Beast (1991, USA) C-84m. *** D: Gary Trousdale,
Kirk Wise. Starring (the voices of) Robby Benson, Jesse Corti, Rex Everhart,
Angela Lansbury, Paige O’Hara, Brian Cummings. Fine Disney version of the
famous fable is perfect for kids. Free-sprited Belle opts to stay with ugly
beast in his castle, so that her father gets released. The beast has reason
to change his brisk behavior as his time on Earth is running out. Well-made,
engrossing, though adults should stick with the more poetic Jean Cocteau
version. The first animated feature ever to receive a Best Picture nomination
at the Oscars. Later extended to 90m. |
Becoming
Jane (2007, GBR/USA)
C-120m. Scope ** D: Julian Jarrold. Starring Anne Hathaway, James
McAvoy, Julie Walters, James Cromwell, Maggie Smith, Joe Anderson, Lucy Cohu,
Laurence Fox, Ian Richardson. Plodding drama about famed writer Jane Austen,
whose letters provide the basis for this feature film. Hathaway plays the
novelist, who is confronted with doubts and sexism in late 18th century
England. Production design is superb, but the plot shows very little
development and moves at a snail’s pace. Richardson’s last film. |
Bedhead
(1991, USA) B&W-9m. n/r D: Robert Rodriguez. Starring Rebecca Rodriguez, David Rodriguez. Early short from the
director of EL MARIACHI (1992) and FROM DUSK TILL DAWN (1996). A girl gets
her revenge on her brother, when she suddenly acquires psychic powers after
he made her fall on her head. Interesting to watch how Rodriguez is trying
for some directorial style here (at the age of 22!), but otherwise pretty
flat. Filmed with Rodriguez family members in the cast and crew. |
Bed
Sitting Room, The (1969, GBR) C-91m. ** D: Richard
Lester. Starring Rita Tushingham, Ralph Richardson, Peter Cook, Harry
Secombe, Dudley Moore, Spike Milligan, Roy Kinnear, Marty Feldman. Absurd
post-apocalyptic satire set in a wasteland (or, rather waste dump)
that was once London. A family – with pregnant Tushingham – travel around and
meet all kinds of weird characters. Some funny bits, but plot is a mess. A
curio at best. Based on Spike Milligan and John Antrobus’ play. Feldman’s
film debut. |
Bedtime
Stories (2008, USA)
C-99m. SCOPE **½ D: Adam Shankman. Starring Adam Sandler, Keri Russell,
Guy Pearce, Courtney Cox, Lucy Lawless, Jonathan Pryce, Carmen Electra, Rob Schneider.
Feel-good Disney movie about janitor Sandler, who works for his father’s
hotel business but it now belongs to someone else. One day his sister Cox
asks him to look after her kids, and when every bedtime story they concoct
together comes true, Sandler sees a way to change his sullen life. Not
completely believable, but fairly entertaining and warm-hearted. Okay family
fare. |
Bee
Movie (2007, USA) C-90m.
*** D: Steve Hickner, Simon J. Smith. Starring (the voices of) Jerry Seinfeld,
Renée Zellweger, Matthew Broderick, Patrick Warburton, John Goodman, Chris
Rock, Kathy Bates, Barry Levinson, Larry King, Ray Liotta, Sting, Oprah
Winfrey, Megan Mullally, Rip Torn, Jim Cummings. Animated blockbuster from
Dreamworks about a simple bee (Seinfeld) who doesn’t want to be one of
zillion honey workers and dreams of greater things. On a trip through New
York City he befriends florist Zellweger, who can’t believe that bees can
talk (can you?). It all comes down to a court hearing where it’s humans vs.
bees. If you can get past the movie’s silly plot twists and implausibilities,
you’ll be wonderfully entertained, because it has a lot of funny scenes, and
that’s what counts in this genre. Animation is first-rate, too. |
Beetle
Juice (1988, USA) C-92m.
*** D: Tim Burton. Starring Alex Baldwin, Geena Davis, Annie McEnroe,
Maurice Page, Hugo Stanger, Michael Keaton, Catherine O’Hara, Jeffrey Jones,
Winona Ryder. Horror comedy with stop-motion effects, from the director of
NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS (1993). Baldwin and Davis die in an accident but
live on as ghosts in their house. When the new owners arrive they try to
scare them away – to no avail. Then they turn to restless spirit Beetlejuice
(Keaton), who has a few nasty tricks up his sleeve. Colorful, elaborate
fantasy with a fine score by Danny Elfman. Plot doesn’t quite hold up, but
there’s so much to see and marvel at, you won’t mind. Keaton is terrific.
Oscar winner for Best Makeup. Followed
by an animated TV series. |
Before
Sunrise (1995, USA/AUT) C-105m. *** D:
Richard Linklater. Starring Ethan Hawke, Julie Delpy, Andrea Eckert, Hanno
Pöschl, Tex Rubinowitz, Erni Mangold, Peter Ily Huemer. Wonderful romance
about Generation X protagonists Hawke and French girl Delpy, who meet on a train
to Vienna, fall in love and spend an unforgettable night in the Austrian
capital, aware that after they part on the next day, they might never see
each other again. Simple but touching drama, well-acted and shot on typically
Viennese locations. This cult film for the nineties may be what BREAKFAST AT
TIFFANY’S was for the sixities. Cowritten by director Linklater. |
Before
Sunset (2004, USA/FRA) C-80m. *** D:
Richard Linklater. Starring Ethan Hawke, Julie Delpy, Vernon Dobtcheff. Nine
years after BEFORE SUNRISE (1995) Hawke has become a quite successful writer,
and he is advertising his latest book in Paris when he meets Delpy again. On
an hour-long odyssey through the French capital they exchange their
philosophies and try to analyse what they have become. Charming, telling
conversation piece unfolds in real-time and perfectly captures the fleeting
moments of life as two former lovers re-unite. Contains some bitter truths
about life and love. However, the short running time and the fact that it is
subordinate to the first film wears it down a bit. |
Before
the Rain (1994, MAK/GBR/FRA) C-114m. Scope ***½ D: Milcho Manchevski.
Starring Katrin Cartlidge, Rade Serbedzija, Gregoire Colin, Labina Mitevska.
Intelligent, perceptive drama focusing on the lives of three people, who are
all affected in a different way by the war in former Yugoslavia. Film is
structured in three parts, which are linked together in a most unusual way.
Well-made, beautifully photographed drama, which demonstrates the effects of
war on a very personal level. Winner of the Golden Lion in Venice. |
Begotten (1991, USA) B&W-71m. n/r D: E.
Elias Merhige. Starring Brian Salzberg, Donna Dempsey, Stephen Charles Barry.
Bizarre, almost legendary video experiment from the later director of SHADOW
OF THE VAMPIRE (2000). Dialogue-free, black-and-white, with often distorted
visuals, this is extremely difficult to watch, as it has little coherence and
contains explicit violence and nudity. The “plot” starts with a “god” who
kills himself with a razor, then “Mother Earth” gives birth to a deformed
creature called the “son of Earth”. Impossible to rate, this – like all of
expressive visual art – will depend on how you see it. One might ask why this
is stretched out beyond short film length. Like it or not, this has become a
cult item. Also shown at 78m. |
Beguiled,
The (1971, USA) C-105m. ***
D: Don Siegel. Starring Clint Eastwood, Geraldine Page,
Elizabeth Hartman, Jo Ann Harris, Darleen Carr, Pamelyn Ferdin. Unusual drama
about wounded civil war soldier Eastwood, who comes to a girls' school in the
South, where his wounds are treated despite him being a Yankee. The fact that
he is a man causes much more upheaval (and jealousy) among the women.
Engrossing drama, based on the novel by Thomas Cullinan, has a disappointing
ending, but is highly recommended to fans of the off-beat. Good score by Lalo
Schifrin. |
Being,
The (1983, USA) C-82m. *½ D: Jackie Kong.
Starring Martin Landau, Marianne Gordon, Rexx Coltrane (=Bill Osco), José
Ferrer, Dorothy Malone. Pretty bad horror film about a town which is
terrorized by a slimy monster, a mutation caused by toxic waste. Basically an
ALIEN-ripoff, only with a different setting. Actors are dull, so is script.
Horror freaks might enjoy gory effects (and frequent nudity). Filmed in 1980.
Alternative titles: FREAK, EASTER SUNDAY, THE POTTSVILLE HORROR. |
Being
John Malkovich (1999, USA) C-112m. ***½ D: Spike
Jonze. Starring John Cusack, Cameron Diaz, Catherine Keener, Orson Bean, John
Malkovich, Mary Kay Place, Charlie Sheen. Extraordinary, intelligent fantasy
about brilliant but penniless puppeteer Cusack, who takes the job of
sorting files on floor 7½ (!) of a skyscraper and subsequently discovers a
strange, mind-expanding portal… Funny, even philosophical one-of-a-kind
movie, highlighted by many offbeat characters, including Diaz as Cusack’s
ugly, animal-obsessed wife, Bean as his mysterious boss and lots of
celebrities, who appear as themselves (Charlie Sheen, Brad Pitt, Dustin
Hoffman, Michelle Pfeiffer, Gary Sinise, Winona Ryder). A must-see. Jonze’s
first film, perhaps influenced by Terry Gilliam’s BRAZIL. |
Beiqing
Chengsi (1989, TIW) C-157m. ** D: Hou
Hsiao-Hsien. Starring Tony Leung. Deadening chronicle of the hard times a
Taiwanese family have to live through when the Japanese emperor resigns after
World War Two. Quite ambitious but never lives up to its intentions.
Uninvolving direction (the majority of scenes is shot from a far distance)
gives the impression of an indifferent approach by the film-makers. This is
about as exciting as a history book, but nevertheless won a prize at the
Venice film festival. |
Bell
Boy, The (1960, USA) 72m. ** D: Jerry Lewis.
Starring Jerry Lewis, Bill Richmond. Plotless comedy about bell boy Lewis and
his misfortunes in a hotel in Florida. Hardly funny, although it was quite
popular and successful when originaly released. Richmond does a scary
impression of the comedian Stan Laurel (of Laurel & Hardy fame). Lewis’
first film as a director; he also wrote and coproduced. |
Belle
Américaine, La (1961, FRA) 100m. ** D: Robert Dhéry.
Starring Robert Dhéry, Colette Brosset, Alfred Adam, Louis de Funès,
Christian Marin, Michel Serrault, Jean Carmet, Jean Lefebvre, Claude Piéplu,
Pierre Tchernia, Grosso et Modo. Mild, dated comedy about
factory worker Dhéry, who buys a used American car, which leads to his
becoming the talk of the town. Slowly paced, old-fashioned nostalgia for fans
of French cinema. Of interest mainly because of appearances of Serrault and de
Funès (pre-stardom). Serrault gives a terrific performance, de Funès offers
one of his pantomime routines. Also shown in computer-colored version.
English titles: THE AMERICAN BEAUTY, WHAT A CHASSIS. |
Belle
de Jour (1967, FRA/ITA) C-101m. ***½ D: Luis
Bunuel. Starring Catherine Deneuve, Jean Sorel, Michel Piccoli, Geneviève
Page, Pierre Clémenti, Francoise Fabian, Francisco Rabal, Francis Blanche,
Bernard Fresson, Luis Bunuel. Outstanding character
study and examination of bourgeois morals is one of master surrealist
Bunuel’s most famous films. Young Deneuve’s seemingly perfect marriage and
relationship with her husband, doctor Sorel, is flawed by masochistic
tendencies inside herself. She flees into the world of prostitution and
starts leading a double life. Her descent and guilt is followed consequently
by director Bunuel. Altogether fascinating treaty on the corset of the
bourgeoisie was a scandal when originally released. Today it is a key film of
the mid-1960s. Photographed by Sacha Vierny, costumes by Yves Saint-Laurent.
For a similar examination of sexual fantasies and obsessions turn to Stanley
Kubrick’s EYES WIDE SHUT (1999), for which this may have been an influence. |
Belle
Epoque (1992, SPA/POR/FRA) C-109m. Scope **½
D: Fernando Trueba. Starring Penélope Cruz, Miriam Díaz Aroca, Gabino Diego,
Fernando Fernán Gómez, Michel Galabru. Seems
familiar: In 1931 Spain a deserted soldier meets and falls in love with four
sisters who happen to be visiting their father at his rural estate. Many
amusing complications ensue until the man finally knows which girl to prefer.
A hit in many countries but plot is overlong and not very stimulating (the
actresses are, though). Nevertheless won a Best Foreign Film Oscar.
For a more subtle (and sensuous) love comedy watch SIRENS (1994). |
Belly
of the Beast (2003, CDN/HGK/GBR) C-91m. *½
D: Ching Siu-Tung. Starring Steven Seagal, Byron Mann, Monica
Lo, Tom Wu. Almost completely worthless actioner with Seagal an ex-CIA agent
going to Thailand to recover kidnapped daughter. Buddhist clichés abound, a
fat, old “hero” and a plot that is a throw-back to 80s video store bombs.
Photography and direction (by genre-great Ching) is actually quite good, but
it can’t save this turkey. |
Belphégor
– Le Fantôme du Louvre (2001, FRA) C-97m. Scope **½ D: Jean-Paul Salomé.
Starring Sophie Marceau, Michel Serrault, Frédéric Diefenthal, Julie
Christie, Jean-Francois Balmer, Juliette Gréco. An
Egyptian mummy is brought to the famous Louvre in Paris, replete with ancient
curse and angry pharao. Marceau, a young woman who lives near the museum is
temporarily possessed by Belphégor… can her new lover Diefenthal help, or old
expert Serrault? Well-produced, flashy horror suffers from overly realistic,
hi-tech setting but pace is swift, and Serrault and Christie are fun to
watch. Based on the novel by Arthur Bernède, which was filmed before as a
mini-series in the 1960s. English title: BELPHEGOR – PHANTOM OF THE LOUVRE. |
Belva
dalla Calda Pelle, La (1982, ITA) C-92m. **
D: Bruno Fontana. Starring Angelo Infanti, Laura Gemser, Gabriele
Tinti, Giovanni Brusadore, Salvatore Lago. Pure
exploitation about a group of mercenaries who are double-crossed and must
fend for themselves in hot countryside (probably somewhere in Greece). Soon
the men’s loyalty to each other is put to a test, especially after they are
seemingly seduced by a beautiful stranger (Gemser). Improves slightly after
the appearance of Gemser (rather late in the movie). Exploitation fans watch
this sleaze because of the dialogue (like “How long has it been since you had
a hot cunt?”), others needn’t bother. Also known as THE DIRTY SEVEN, and
EMMANUELLE, QUEEN OF THE DESERT. |
Beneath
the Planet of the Apes (1970, USA) C-95m. Scope ***½ D: Ted Post. Starring
James Franciscus, Kim Hunter, Maurice Evans, Linda Harrison, Paul Richards,
Victor Buono, Charlton Heston. After the startling revelation at the end of
PLANET OF THE APES, Heston has traveled on into the wastelands of the
Forbidden Zone. Astronaut Franciscus, on a mission to find out what happened
to Heston and his crew, retraces his steps, meets the ape characters of the
first film and stumbles into a mysterious subterranean maze. Is Heston, or at
least an explanation for everything to be found there? Riveting sequel is
fast-paced, tightly edited and even shocking and frightening, especially in
the second half. The most violent and horror film-like of the series.
Stunning sci-fi, best-enjoyed right after the 1968 original. Followed by
ESCAPE FROM THE PLANET OF THE APES. |
Beneath
the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens (1979, USA) C-93m. *** D: Russ Meyer. Starring
Kitten Natividad, Ken Kerr, Stuart Lancaster, Henry Rowland, Uschi Digard, Russ
Meyer. Typically engaging, tongue-in-cheek sex movie from the genre’s master
about Small Town, U.S.A., where the citizens have typical problems, mostly
related to sex. Worker Kerr can’t look his sexy wife Natividad in the eyes
during the act, so he searches for a cure at a most unusual radio station.
Fast-paced, with outrageous characters and ideas, and a purple-prose
narrative that holds it all together. One of Meyer’s best. This was his last
theatrical film, despite the announcement of a sequel JAWS OF THE VIXEN,
which was never made. Meyer made one more movie (for the video market) three
years before his death, PANDORA PEAKS (2001). Cowritten by Roger Ebert, who
had collaborated with Meyer for the classic BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS
(1970) and the lesser UP! (1976). |
Beowulf (2007, USA) C-113m. Scope *** D: Robert Zemeckis.
Starring Ray Winstone, Robin Wright-Penn, Anthony Hopkins, Sebastian Roché,
John Malkovich, Crispin Glover, Angelina Jolie, Chris Coppola, Alison Lohman.
Computer-generated adaptation of the epic medieval poem, much like director
Zemeckis’ earlier THE POLAR EXPRESS (2004). Aging king Hopkins makes a call
out to heroes to free his people from monstrous creature Grendel that comes
down from his mountain lair every once in a while to wreak havoc on the
community. Enter heroic warrior Beowulf (Winstone), who might even become the
king’s successor if he can kill the monster. A bit simplistic storywise, but
these flaws are quickly forgotten in bombastic action sequences, all set to a
majestic score by Alan Silvestri. CGI effects are not entirely seamless, but
with such a sweeping spectacle it doesn’t really matter. A powerful movie
experience, which was also shown in 3-D. Screenplay by Neil Gaiman and Roger
Avary. Filmed several times before, most recently as BEOWULF & GRENDEL
(2005). |
Bersaglio
Altezza d’Uomo (1979, ITA) C-79m. ** D: Guido Zurli.
Starring Luc Merenda, Gabriella Giorgelli, Kadir Inanir, Paola Senatore. Third-rate actioner about inspector Merenda, who’s a tough crime fighter.
One day, the syndicate blackmail one of his colleagues into assassinating
him. Guess what happens next. Tired plot somehow kept alive by rythmical
Stelvio Cipriani score. Original version may run longer. English title:
TARGET. |
Berserker
(1987, USA) C-84m. ** D: Jefferson Richard. Starring
Joseph Alan Johnson, Greg Dawson, Valerie Sheldon, Shannon Engemann,
George ‘Buck’ Flower. Mid-80s slasher fodder. Several teens go camping in the
woods (so much for originality) and finds themselves stalked by a msyterious
creature. Adequate acting saves this, although it is rather slowly paced.
Also known as BERSERKER: THE NORDIC CURSE. |
Besat
(1999, DAN) C-95m. **½ D: Anders Ronnow-Klarlund. Starring Ole
Lemmeke, Kirsti Eline Torhaug, Ole Ernst, Niels Anders
Thorn, Udo Kier. A Danish virologist investigates the mysterious death of a
Romanian in Copenhagen and travels to Bucarest, where a similar case has been
recorded. Was it a virus? And does enigmatic priest/astrologer Kier want to
detroy the world with it? Good-looking horror thriller bears the mark of a
talented but incomplete director. Interest comes and goes, but pace and
suspense in finale will keep you watching. Not bad, but certainly not good
either (it’s closer to a ** than a *** rating). Aka POSSESSED.
Produced by Lars von Trier’s Zentropa Company. |
Bestia
Uccide a Sangue Freddo, La (1971, ITA) C-83m. Scope *½ D: Fernando Di Leo.
Starring Klaus Kinski, Margaret Lee, Rosalba Neri, Jane Garret, John Karlsen,
John Ely. Extremely weak giallo set at an insane
asylum, where a maniac is stalking the mostly female patients. Sloppily made,
devoid of suspense, with only the score by Silvano Spadaccino showing class.
This seems almost like Jess Franco directed it. Also available in more
sexually explicit 97m. version (which is said to contain hard-core footage).
Also known as THE BEAST KILLS IN COLD BLOOD, THE COLD-BLOODED BEAST,
SLAUGHTER HOTEL and ASYLUM EROTICA. |
Best Laid Plans (1999, USA) C-92m. *** D: Mike
Barker. Starring Alessandro Nivola, Reese Witherspoon, Josh Brolin, Gene Wolande, Jonathan McMurtry. Noirish thriller about down-on-his-luck
worker Nivola, who chances to meet an old friend (Brolin) from college. One
night this guy calls him up and asks him a favor: A pretty blonde
(Witherspoon) has spent the night with him and now threatens to accuse him of
rape. How can the situation be resolved? Nothing is as it seems in this
well-made, unpredictable sleeper. Script by Ted Griffin has an interesting
narrative structure. |
Best
Men (1997, USA) C-90m. Scope ** D: Tamra Davis. Starring Dean Cain, Andy Dick,
Sean Patrick Flanery, Mitchell Whitfield, Luke Wilson, Fred Ward, Raymond J.
Barry, Drew Barrymore, Brad Dourif. Strictly unbelievable, even ridiculous comedy-thriller-drama
mix about a group of buddies who get mixed up in a bank robbery on their way
to a marriage and have to discover that one of their best friends is the most
sought after criminal in the States. He goes by the name of Hamlet and keeps quoting
verses from the Shakespeare classic! Derivative, especially the ending, film
rips off several classics like RESERVOIR DOGS, BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE
KID and TRUE ROMANCE, but remains mildly entertaining throughout. |
Bête,
La (1975, FRA) C-98m. *** D: Walerian
Borowczyk. Starring Sirpa Lane, Lisbeth Hummel,
Elisabeth Kaza, Pierre Benedetti, Guy Tréjan, Roland Armontel, Marcel Dalio.
Outstanding horror/sex drama about the carefully planned wedding between a
beautiful heiress (Lane) and the unattractive, brutish son of an impoverished
count. When she comes to meet him in his castle for the first time, she is
infatuated by the scenery – and an old fable that is said to have happened to
one of her spouse’s ancestors: A beast from the woods allegedly attacked and
raped a young woman 200 years ago. Lane dreams up the scenario, in the
context of her sexual awakening. The (semi-)pornographic content made many
critics turn away from a proper interpretation. In fact, this is a highly
erotic parable about the fear of losing one’s virginity and a paraphrase of
the classic ‘Beauty and the Beast’. It produced a scandal, simply because the
filmmakers chose such a crass presentation. In fact, direction, camerawork,
production design and set decoration are first-rate. Had the film been a
technically inept, quick-shot porn production, it would certainly have
disappeared in the X-Rated section of videostores without stirring emotions.
Also notable for its frank (and surreal) depiction of female sexual
fantasies. English title: THE BEAST. |
Better
Than Sex (2000, AUS/FRA) C-80m. *** D:
Jonathan Teplitzky. Starring David Wenham, Susie Porter, Catherine
McClements, Kris McQuade, Simon Bossell. A bit slight but intelligently
observed sex comedy about Wenham and Porter, who agree on a brief fling, as
Wenham will leave the country in three days. What follows is a nicely
commented examination of a budding relationship that is absolutely true to
life. Wenham had a key role, of course, in THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN
OF THE KING (2003). Written by the director. |
Better
Tomorrow, A (1986, HGK) C-90m. *** D: John Woo.
Starring Chow Yun-Fat, Ti Lung, Leslie Cheung, Waise Lee. The film that
marked director Woo’s and Chow Yun-Fat’s breakthrough in Hong Kong and would
later turn them into Hollywood stars. A dramatically charged action thriller
about a corrupt cop and his brother, who blames him for the death of their
father. Action scenes are relatively rare, but dramatic plotting and
Yun-Fat’s star-making performance as the brothers’ best friend are main
attractions of the film. A box-office smash in Hong Kong. Followed by two
sequels, only the first of which was directed by Woo. The director also
cowrote the screenplay. |
Better
Tomorrow 3, A (1989, HGK) C-105m. **½ D: Tsui Hark.
Starring Chow Yun-Fat, Tony Leung, Anita Mui, Shih Kien. Prequel to the hit
series initiated by John Woo, who only functions as a coproducer here. During
the Vietnam War, Chow tries to bring his uncle back to Hong Kong and falls in
love with mysterious Mui, who involvement with a gang leader allows no time
for romance. Confusing story-setup, average action scenes, this one is not as
kinetic as Part One and not as unrelenting as Part Two. A little
disappointing given the fact that none other than Tsui Hark wrote and
directed this overly melodramatic action film. |
Bewegte
Mann, Der (1995, GER) C-94m. ** D: Sönke
Wortmann. Starring Til Schweiger, Katja Rie-mann, Rufus Beck, Joachim Król,
Ralf König. Quite funny sex comedy based on comic
strips created by Ralf König about macho Schweiger who is dumped by his
girlfriend Riemann after she finds out he’s screwing other women. With no
place to sleep, he agrees to move into the flat of a homosexual (Beck), which
soon leads to complications because his (pregnant) girlfriend thinks he has
turned gay! Sure to please fans of the comic strips, but to others film’s
plot will seem artificial, with the characters superficially drawn. Besides,
Schweiger looks good but is no actor. Direction is above average. Quite
obviously a matter of taste. Released in the U.S. as MAYBE ... MAYBE NOT. |
Beyond
Hypothermia (1996, HGK) C-86m. ***
D: Patrick Leung. Starring Lau Ching Wan, Wu Chien Lien, Han
Sang Woo, Shirley Wong. Cult action romance about a cold-blooded killer (Lau
Ching Wan, star of BLACK MASK) who discovers warm feelings inside her when
she falls in love with an ordinary cook. However, as a professional hitman it
is most dangerous to get emotionally involved with someone. Does their love
have a future? Stylish, well-made, even touching; the romance is much more
interesting than the action here, though film scores in both departments. One
of the best entries into this sub-genre since it was established by John Woo
with his classic THE KILLER in 1989. Nice score by Ben Cheung. |
Beyond
Rangoon (1995, USA) C-100m. Scope **½ D: John Boorman.
Starring Patricia Arquette, Frances McDormand, Spalding Gray, U Aung Ko,
Adele Lutz, Victor Slezak, Charley Boorman. Impressively filmed drama about
American Arquette, who has lost her son and husband and joins her sister in a
trip to Burma, where the military turns the country into a battlefield. When
she goes ‘beyond Rangoon’ with a tourist guide, she soon has to run for her
life. Not very compelling, perhaps because of Arquette, who we are just not
used to seeing in a dramatic role. Plot is too much reduced to her flight.
|
Beyond
Re-Animator (2003, USA/SPA) C-96m. **½ D: Brian
Yuzna. Starring Jeffrey Combs, Jasno Barry, Simón Andreu, Elsa Pataky.
Long-awaited sequel to RE-ANIMATOR (1985) and BRIDE OF RE-ANIMATOR (1990) is
surprisingly good splatter movie about doctor Barry, who comes to work in a
state prison, where he wants to collaborate with inmate Combs, who was
responsible for the death of his sister before his arrest. And yes, he has
brought the original green liquid that will turn dead people into zombies.
Plot becomes increasingly wild and confusing, but characters are colorful and
effects are outrageous. Splatter fans will find this a welcome re-animation
of the series. Filmed in Spain. |
Beyond
the Limits (2003, GER) C-100m. **½ D: Olaf
Ittenbach. Starring Darren Shahlavi, Russell Friedenberg, Hank Stone, David
Creedon, Joe Cook. Ambitious independent horror film shot on 16mm, about a
journalist and her interview with a caretaker at a cemetery, who spins two
related tales. In the first, a dinner party among gangsters ends up in a
bloodbath, in the second, set in medieval times, a sinister inquisitor tries
to unlock the secret to a mysterious heart that is said to endow you with
supernatural powers. Plot is uneven and some of the actors wooden, but if you
forgive the cheapness of some scenes (and have a tolerance for gore), you
won’t have a bad time. The quite good effects are not the film’s only drawing
card here, thank God. Second story is better than the first. Ittenbach also
produced and cowrote the script. |
Beyond
the Poseidon Adventure (1979, USA) C-114m. Scope *½ D: Irwin Allen. Starring
Michael Caine, Sally Field, Telly Savalas, Peter Boyle, Jack Warden, Shirley
Knight, Shirley Jones, Karl Malden, Slim Pickens, Veronica Hamel, Angela
Cartwright, Mark Harmon. Poor sequel to the exciting THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE
(1972). Caine and Savalas enter the sinking luxury liner The Poseidon in
order to raid the ship. Artificial disaster scenes, preposterous plotting,
made at a time when the disaster movie had run its course. Only for fans of
the cast members. |
Beyond
the Valley of the Dolls (1970, USA) C-109m. Scope *** D: Russ Meyer. Starring
Dolly Read, Cynthia Myers, Marcia McBroom, David Gurian, John LaZar, Michael
Blodgett, Edy Williams, Erica Gavin, Phyllis Davis, Charles Napier, Haji,
Pamela (Pam) Grier, Russ Meyer, Strawberry Alarm Clock. Lively, colorful
adult drama about three female musicians who make it to stardom only to
discover the dark side of fame. This remake/spoof of VALLEY OF THE DOLLS
(1967) takes time to get moving but when it does, it is just as dramatic and
outrageous as director Meyer’s best work. An indelible time capsule, with
good songs and nice sets. John LaZar shines as a flamboyant, classical
dialogue-spurting homosexual. Having said this, you might agree that this
originally X-rated film may not be everyone’s cup of tea. Written by Roger
Ebert, story concocted by Ebert and Meyer. Meyer also produced the film. |
Bianco,
il Giallo, il Nero, Il (1975, ITA/SPA/FRA)
C-112m. Scope **½ D: Sergio
Corbucci. Starring Giuliano Gemma, Tomas Milian, Eli
Wallach, Manuel de Blas, Jacques Berthier, Romano Puppo, Cris Huerta. Lighthearted attempt at spoofing Sergio Leone’s 1966 classic IL BUONO,
IL BRUTTO, IL CATTIVO about three rascals who go after a chest full of money
and must fend off several adversaries (when not battling each other). Worth
watching for Milian’s comic performance as a Jap (il Giallo) but script is
mild and goes on too long. For fans. Also known as THE WHITE, THE YELLOW AND
THE BLACK, and SHOOT FIRST, ASK QUESTIONS LATER. |
Biches,
Les (1968, FRA/ITA) C-99m. ***½ D: Claude
Chabrol. Starring Stéphane Audran, Jean-Louis Trintignant, Jacqueline
Sassard, Henri Attal, Dominique Zardi, Claude Chabrol. Extraordinary adult drama marked the beginning of director Chabrol’s
most important phase of filmmaking. Young, naïve street artist (Sassard) is
taken in by a rich, bored lesbian (Audran). They withdraw to Audran’s villa
in St. Tropez, living a carefree existence, until a man (Trintignant) enters
their lives and changes them forever. Just about the final word on triangular
relationships in cinema history, this has first-rate direction, photography
and a subtle script (by Chabrol and Paul Gégauff) to compensate for
deliberate pace. A stunning achievement, one of Chabrol’s best, most
acclaimed films. Photographed by Jean Rabier (assisted by Claude Zidi), score
by Pierre Jansen. Also known as BAD GIRLS, THE DOES, and GIRLFRIENDS. |
Big
Bad Mama (1974, USA) C-84m. *** D: Steve
Carver. Starring Angie Dickinson, Wililam Shatner, Tom Skerritt, Susan
Sennett, Robbie Lee, Tom Signorelli, Sally Kirkland. Good BONNIE AND CLYDE imitation
about criminal Dickinson, mother of two young daughters, who goes on the lam,
picking up bank robber Skerritt and pseudo-gentleman Shatner along the way.
Fast-paced, well-scored action comedy with lots of nudity. A frivolous,
exciting cult film. Paul Bartel was second unit director, Bill Paxton
decorated the set. Produced by Roger Corman. Followed by a sequel in 1987. |
Big
Boss, The (1971, HGK) C-103m. Scope **½ D: Lo Wei. Starring
Bruce Lee, Maria Yi, Han Ying Chieh, Tony Liu. Lee, in his first starring
role, plays a young man who has sworn to his mother to keep out of harm’s
way. When he discovers that his new employer is a druglord who unscrupulously
kills workers, Lee is forced to break his oath. Kung fu action film spends
too much time on its (admittedly ambitious) plot and is therefore short on
action, but the charismatic Bruce Lee makes it well worth watching.
Alternative title: FISTS OF FURY. Not to be confused with FIST OF FURY, which
Lee made the following year. |
Big
Bounce, The (2004, USA) C-88m. Scope **½ D: George Armitage.
Starring Owen Wilson, Sara Foster, Charlie Sheen, Vinnie Jones, Morgan
Freeman. Willie Nelson, Gary Sinise, Bebe Neuwirth, Harry Dean Stanton.
Elmore Leonard adaptation is silly but enjoyable. Screw-up Wilson loses his
job on Hawaii and must leave the island, but judge Freeman wants him to stay
and work for him. And there is rich Sinise’s (incredibly sexy) girlfriend
Foster, who wants him to help her steal some money. Good-looking thriller,
shot by Jeffrey Kimball, is quite amusing. Score by George S. Clinton. Filmed
before in 1969 with Ryan O’Neil. |
Big
Brawl, The (1980, USA/HGK) C-94m. Scope **½ D: Robert Clouse.
Starring Jackie Chan, José Ferrer, Kristine DeBell, Mako, Ron Max. Acceptable
action film set in Chicago of the 1930s starring Jackie Chan as son of
Chinese immigrants who is selected by gangsters to compete against a wrestler
in a brutal tournament. Obvious parallels to ENTER THE DRAGON, but film is
hardly as successful. For one, Jackie Chan is likeable but no Bruce Lee, and
fight scenes are hardly spectacular. Period flavor nicely captured, however.
Screenplay by Clouse. Score by Lalo Schifrin. Produced by Raymond Chow. |
Big
Bus, The (1976, USA) C-88m. Scope ** D: James Frawley. Starring
Joseph Bologna, Stockard Channing, John Beck, Rene Auberjonois, Ned Beatty,
Bob Dishy, José Ferrer, Ruth Gordon, Harold Gould, Larry Hagman, Sally
Kellerman, Richard Mulligan, Lynn Redgrave. Strained spoof of disaster movies
puts the title vehicle in all kinds of danger. The nuclear-powered bus has
180 passengers on board, who are entertained in a piano bar, eat in the
dining-room or go swimming in a pool! Of course, there’s sabotage involved.
Good idea aside, this movie is hardly funny. Photographed by Harry Stradling
Jr. B-movie icon Larry Cohen did not produce this movie (it was his
namesake Lawrence J. Cohen). |
Big
Combo, The (1955, USA) 89m. *** D: Joseph H.
Lewis. Starring Cornel Wilde, Richard Conte, Brian Donlevy, Jean Wallace,
Robert Middleton, Lee Van Cleef. Straightforward crime thriller about police
detective Wilde, who plans to pin down and arrest elusive master criminal
Conte. He finds help in the gangster’s lover Wallace. Swift pace and
interesting characters raise this film above par. Wallace is fine as the
kingpin’s frustrated, suicidal lover. |
Big
Daddy (1999, USA) C-93m. ** D: Dennis Dugan.
Starring Adam Sandler, Joey Lauren Adams, Jon Stewart, Cole Sprouse, Dylan
Sprouse, Josh Mostel, Rob Schneider, Kristy Swanson, Joseph Bologna, Steve
Buscemi, Tim Herlihy, Dennis Dugan. Amiable, if not credible comedy about
work-shy slacker Sandler, whose friends have all become successful lawyers.
When his girlfriend leaves him, he seems all the more disoriented – until a
little boy enters his life. Since Sandler’s roommate – the kid’s real father,
who has no idea about his son’s existence – is away on business, Sandler
takes up the chore of spending time with the boy. Comedy goes completely
overboard in ludicrous courtroom scene at the end. Sandler and the boy are
appealing, though. |
Big
Doll House, The (1971, USA/FIL) C-95m. **½ D: Jack
Hill. Starring Judy Brown, Pam Grier, Roberta Collins, Brooke Mills, Pat
Woodell, Sid Haig. Exploitation cult classic about several female inmates of
a prison in the middle of the Filipino jungle and their struggles with
sadistic, lesbian personnel, and lecherous delivery guys. Some cheesy
moments, but a guilty pleasure most of the way, with showers, catfights, mud
wrestling and torture scenes. One of the earliest – and best – W.I.P. (women
in prison) movies. Grier’s first major role after a brief bit in BEYOND THE
VALLEY OF THE DOLLS (1970). Roger Corman and Cirio H. Santiago were among the
producers. Followed by THE BIG BIRD CAGE. Also known as BAMBOO DOLLS HOUSE,
and WOMEN’S PENITENTIARY I (and III). |
Big
Empty, The (2003, USA) C-94m. ** D: Steve
Anderson. Starring Jon Favreau, Joey Lauren Adams, Bud Cort, Jon Gries, Daryl
Hannah, Adam Beach, Gary Farmer, Rachael Leigh Cook, Brent Briscoe, Sean
Bean, Patti Smith, Danny Trejo. A good cast does not make a cult movie: Minor
crime drama about luckless actor Favreau, who accepts the job of bringing a
suitcase to a twon in the middle of nowhere, gets involved in murder and
alien abductions. Starts out nicely, but final third is a letdown. Do not
wait for the STP song of the same title. Written by the director. |
Big
Fish (2003, USA) C-125m. **** D: Tim Burton.
Starring Ewan McGregor, Albert Finney, Billy Crudup, Jessica Lange, Helena
Bonham Carter, Alison Lohman, Robert Guillaume, Marion Cottilard, Matthew
McGrory, Steve Buscemi, Danny DeVito. Marvelous, touching drama, vintage
Burton. Crudup is at odds with his tale-spinning father Finney, who’s been
telling fantastic stories about himself all his life. Now, after three years,
Crudup returns home with his pregnant wife, trying to come to terms with his
father, who’s dying of cancer. In flashbacks, we are told the fantastic
stories that Finney insists are true, with McGregor playing the younger
Finney. Outstanding fantasy based on the novel by Daniel Wallace, weaves a
world of awe and wonder, much less dark and brooding than we are used to from
Burton, but with performances so great and a mood so consistent, this is more
than welcome. There’s even a touch of Coen to detect. Fine score by Danny
Elfman, excellent cinematography by Philippe Rousselot. Trivia note: The man
playing the Banjo tune from DELIVERANCE (1972) is the boy from that movie! |
Big
Heat, The (1988, HGK) C-95m. *** D: Andrew
Kam, Johnny To. Starring Waise Lee, Philip Kwok, Chu Kong, Ken Boyle, Roy
Cheung, Kirk Wong. Tsui Hark. Lee plays a troubled cop, who is about to
resign, when he learns of the murder of a friend by a crime syndicate. Along
with three colleagues he takes up the task to bust their boss. Somewhat
familiar plot, but film is well-directed, has some good action, and it also
includes some softer tones. Convincing performance by Lee (A BETTER TOMORROW,
BULLET IN THE HEAD). Recommended viewing. Producer Hark reportedly also
directed some parts. |
Big
Hit, The (1998, USA) C-91m. **½ D: Che-Kirk
Wong. Starring Mark Wahlberg, Lou Diamond Phillips, Christina Applegate,
China Chow, Avery Brooks, Bokeem Woodbine, Lainie Kazan, Elliot Gould.
Juvenile but entertaining, exciting action comedy about hit man Wahlberg, who
has a bad weekend: First his two(!) girlfriends give him trouble, and then
the planned kidnapping involves him in even deeper trouble, when the girl's
godfather turns out to be a crime lord. Film has its moments, but story is
barely credible, which will bother anyone but action fans. Produced, among
others, by Wesley Snipes and John Woo. Original version may run longer. |
Big
Lebowski, The (1998, USA) C-117m. **½ D: Joel
Coen. Starring Jeff Bridges, John Goodman, Steve Buscemi, Julianne Moore,
John Turturro, Jon Polito, Ben Gazzarra, Harve Presnell, Flea, Sam
Elliott, Peter Stormare. The Coen brothers’ 7th film is a totally
unconventional (and wildly uneven) comedy about lazy sleazeball Jeff Lebowski
(Bridges), who gets involved in a kidnapping when he is mistaken for the
millionaire Jeffrey Lebowski. Some truly off-beat moments, oddball characters
(Goodman is terrific as a neurotic vietnam vet) and a meandering storyline
make this a feast for the filmmakers’ fans, but the fact that so much
happens in the movie, not all of which makes much sense, wears it down a bit.
Slightly overlong and not really funny enough, though you have to admire the
Coens for not trying to make a mainstream movie after FARGO. At the very least,
film is a most unusual, satirical homage to bowling. |
Big
Mouth, The (1967, USA) C-107m. *½ D: Jerry
Lewis. Starring Jerry Lewis, Harold Stone, Susan Bay, Buddy Lester, Del
Moore, George Takei. Sloppily directed comedy made by Lewis at the decline of
his skill. He plays the character he had portrayed for almost two decades, an
idiot, who learns of a diamond loot from a dying criminal. He checks into the
hotel where the diamonds are supposed to be, taking up another identity (one
awfully similar to his ‘Buddy Love’). Hardly funny, needlessly long, only his
fans might find some value here. |
Big
Sleep, The (1946, USA) 114m. **** D: Howard
Hawks. Starring Humphrey Bogart, Lauren Bacall, John Ridgely, Martha Vickers,
Louis Jean Heydt, Regis Toomey, Peggy Knudsen, Dorothy Malone, Bob Steele,
Elisha Cook, Jr. Raymond Chandler’s first novel is brilliantly brought to the
screen, with Bogart a subdued Philip Marlowe, who begins investigating a
black-mail case and stumbles into a complicated murder mystery. Excellent
pacing, atmosphere make this one of the great detective thrillers. Superb
dramatic score by Max Steiner. Script by William Faulkner, Jules Furtham and
Leigh Brackett. A 116m. pre-release version of the film exists, which is
slightly different from the original. |
Big
White, The (2005, USA/CDN/NZL/GER) C-105m. **½
D: Mark Mylod. Starring Robin Williams, Holly Hunter, Giovanni Ribisi, Tim
Blake Nelson, W. Earl Brown, Woody Harrelson, Alison Lohman. Attempt at a
cult movie about loser Williams, who hopes to cash in insurance money for his
lost brother. When he finds a dead body in the trash, he decides to ‘use’ it
for his purpose but hasn’t reckoned with company’s geeky agent Ribisi, who
smells something fishy. Some funny scenes, mostly due to the professional
cast, but just a tad too forced and contrived. Music by Mark Mothersbaugh. |
Bijo
to Ekitainingen (1958, JAP) C-79m. Scope **½ D: Ishirô Honda.
Starring Yumi Shirakawa, Kenji Sahara, Akihiko Hirata, Koreya Senda. Not-bad
Japanese companion piece to THE BLOB (1958), about the hysteria that ensues
when people in Tokyo disappear, leaving only their clothes behind. It turns
out that a mysterious, radioactive liquid is dissolving them. Good, colorful
cinematography, interesting effects, although plot does drag a little.
Originally ran 87m. Title translates as BEAUTY AND THE LIQUIDMAN. Also known
as THE H-MAN. |
Bin-jip
(2004, KOR/JAP) C-90m. **½ D: Kim Ki-duk. Starring Lee Seong-yeon, Lee Hyun-kyoon, Kwon Hyuk-ho,
Choi Jeong-ho. Typically low-key yet quirky drama from Korea’s Kim Ki-duk. He
follows an unusual burglar, who breaks into people’s apartments and spends a
few days there without stealing anything. One day he is discovered by a young
woman who is abused by her husband. They form a bond and become companions.
Very little dialogue, not easy to watch, but has lots of interesting,
touching ideas. For the director’s followers, this won multiple awards in Venice.
Kim also scripted, edited and produced the picture. English title: 3-IRON. |
Bird
on a Wire (1990, USA) C-110m. Scope *** D: John Badham.
Starring Mel Gibson, Goldie Hawn, David Carradine, Bill Duke, Stephen
Tobolowsky. Entertaining, fast-paced action comedy with Mel Gibson in great
form. He plays a man living a new existence (thanks to the witness protection
program), which is disrupted when criminal Carradine finds him. He must take
it on the lam with former lover Hawn. Lots of action, enjoyable. Could have
been a bit shorter, though. |
Birds,
The (1963, USA) C-120m. *** D: Alfred
Hitchcock. Starring Rod Taylor, Jessica Tandy, Suzanne Pleshette, Tippi
Hedren, Veronica Cartwright, Ethel Griffies, Charles McGraw, Alfred
Hitchcock. Hitchcock’s second horror film after 1960’s PSYCHO has naïve
blonde Hedren and lawyer Taylor fend for their lives in a remote coastal
town, when thousands of birds start attacking the population. Given the fact
that plot is well-known, the story setup takes too long. Hedren, in her first
major film, looks like a puppet on a string, but Hitch’s direction,
extraordinary cinematography and lighting, as well as color dramaturgy and
unnerving sound effects (credited to Bernard Herrman) make this a must-see,
even if the story does not fizzle. Provided the pattern for nearly all
ecological horror thrillers and disaster movies that were to follow (notably
those of the 1970s). George A. Romero let zombies attack in a similar fashion
in his horror classic NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD. Based on a story by Daphne Du
Maurier. Followed by a made-for-TV sequel in 1994. |
Birds
of Prey (1973, USA) C-81m. **
D: William A. Graham. Starring David Janssen,
Ralph Meeker, Elayne Heilveil, Harry Klekas. Made-for-TV thriller about war
veteran and helicopter pilot Janssen, who happens to witness a hold-up and
pursues the robbers by air. Tired plot has very little to offer, at least it
aims for a relatively swift pace. Some daring helicopter stunts. Photographed
by Jordan Cronenweth (BLADE RUNNER). |
Birth (2004, USA) C-100m. *** D: Jonathan Glazer. Starring Nicole
Kidman, Cameron Bright, Danny Huston, Lauren Bacall, Alison Elliott, Arliss
Howard, Michael Desautels, Anne Heche, Peter Stormare, Ted Levine. Kidman’s
husband dies while jogging in Central Park. Ten years later, as she is about
to remarried, a ten-year-old boy steps into her life claiming that he is none
other than her deceased husband. This baffling allegation throws Kidman
off-balance and jeopardizes her relationship. Can it be true? Quietly fascinating
psycho drama with echoes of such classics as SECRET CEREMONY (1968),
ROSEMARY’S BABY (1968), and DON’T LOOK NOW (1973) keeps you pondering. Has
cult film possibilities. Written by director Glazer (SEXY BEAST), Milo
Addica, and Bunuel collaborator Jean-Claude Carrière. Fine score by Alexandre
Desplat. |
Bite
the Bullet (1975, USA) C-131m. Scope ***½ D: Richard Brooks.
Starring Gene Hackman, Candice Bergen, James Coburn, Ben Johnson, Ian Bannen,
Jan-Michael Vincent, Robert Donner, Paul Stewart, Sally Kirkland.
Several disparate characters compete in a 700-mile horse race circa 1906. The
tough conditions let the bitter enemies form a bond that was unthinkable at
the beginning of the race. Inauspicious but really flawless western adventure
drama. Could have been a little more dramatic and tense perhaps. Fine score
by Alex North, epic-scale photography by Harry Stradling, Jr. Written by the
director. |
Bitter
Moon (1992, GBR/FRA) C-139m. *** D: Roman
Polanski. Starring Peter Coyote, Emmanuelle Seigner,
Hugh Grant, Kristin Scott Thomas, Victor Banerjee, Sophie Patel, Stockard
Channing. Polanski's tale of an obsessive love with the frame plot taking
place aboard a cruise ship heading towards India, where wheelchair-bound
American writer Coyote tells stiff, conservative Brit Grant about his
intensive affair with lascivious Frenchwoman Seigner. The story, an attempt
to come to terms with their own life, shocks and transforms the Englishman,
who find himself drawn toward the sexy woman, despite being married to
Thomas. Spell-binding, intelligent study of love and destruction is,
unfortunately, also slowly paced and slightly pretentious. Wonderful,
hypnotic score by Vangelis. Photography by Tonino delli Colli. Written by
Polanski, and Gérard Brach, based on the novel Lunes de Fiel by
Pascale Bruckner. |
Black
and White (1999, USA) C-99m. **½ D: James
Toback. Starring Scott Caan, Robert Downey Jr., Stacy Edwards, Allan Houston,
Gaby Hoffmann, Jared Leto, Joe Pantoliani, Bijou Phillips, Claudia Schiffer,
Brooke Shields, Ben Stiller, James Toback, Elijah Wood, Mike Tyson.
Writer-director Toback (FINGERS) wanders Spike Lee territory in this
episodic, well-cast drama about interaction of blacks and whites on several
levels. Freelance filmmaker Shields wants to film a documentary about white
kids who are fascinated by black (hip-hop) culture. Not terribly coherent or
inspiring, but worthwhile, especially for those who enjoyed Spike Lee’s
CLOCKERS or JUNGLE FEVER. |
Black
Caesar (1973, USA) C-87m. ** D: Larry
Cohen. Starring Fred Williamson, Gloria Hendry, Art Lund, D’Urville Martin,
William Wellman Jr. Blaxploitation take on THE GODFATHER (1972) and LITTLE
CAESAR (1930) pales(!) in comparison. Relatively ambitious film follows rise
of shoeshine boy Williamson to crime kingpin Black Max. Some bloody
shoot-outs, but far too talky and self-conscious to score better. Rick Baker
did the special effects. Followed immediately by HELL UP IN HARLEM (1973). |
Black
Cat, The (1934, USA) 62m. *** D: Edgar J.
Ulmer. Starring Boris Karloff, Bela Lugosi, David Manners, Jacqueline Wells
(Julie Bishop), Lucille Lund, John Carradine. Although officially
"suggested by the story by Edgar Allan Poe", this classy chiller
bears hardly any resemblance to it. After an accident on an Austrian road, an
American couple on their honeymoon spend the night at sinister Karloff's
mansion, along with a doctor (Lugosi), who has some personal feelings towards
the landlord. It turns out he is the leader of a secret society of devil
worshippers. Direction, plot not without flaws, but Karloff's excellent
performance made this horror film a cult favorite. Uncut print, which runs
65m. or 70m. is said to be even better. |
Black
Cauldron, The (1985, USA) C-80m. Scope *** D: Ted Berman, Richard Rich.
Starring the voices of Grant Bardsley, Susan Sheridan, Freddie Jones, Nigel
Hawthorne, Arthur Malet, John Byner, narrated by John Huston. Interesting
fantasy from Disney about young hero Taran, who finds himself in the middle
of an adventure when the Horned King attempts to get the Black Cauldron,
which would give him power over the world. Plot is familiar but well-told and
effects, action animation are first-rate. A darker (PG-rated) Disney movie,
with a rousing score by Elmer Bernstein. Based on the novel by Lloyd
Alexander. |
Black
Christmas (1974, CDN) C-98m. ** D: Bob Clark.
Starring Olivia Hussey, Keir Dullea, Margot Kidder, John Saxon, Marian
Waldman, Andrea Martin, James Edmond, Doug McGrath. Horror movie with a
reputation set in a sorority house around Christmas time, where a psychopath
makes obscene phone calls and then starts dispatching the students. Not very
suspenseful, devoid of highpoints, but still notable for being one of the
first slasher movies. The ending is the best part. Interestingly, director
Clark would later make the family classic A CHRISTMAS STORY (1983). Remade in
2006. Also known as SILENT NIGHT, EVIL NIGHT, and STRANGER IN THE HOUSE. |
Black
Crowes, The - Who Killed That Bird Out On Your Window Sill ... The Movie (1992, USA) C-87m. *** A look at rock band ‘The Black Crowes’,
who were at the peak of their stardom in 1992. Less a movie than an
assortment of video clips, live performances and interviews, but sure to
satisfy the Crowes’ fans and also interesting as a look at some important
protagonists of rock music in the early 1990s. Concert footage is from Moscow
and Atlanta, including a cover version of John Lennon’s Jealous Guy. |
Black
Dahlia, The (2006, USA/GER) C-121m. Scope ***½
D: Brian De Palma. Starring Josh Hartnett, Scarlett Johansson, Aaron Eckhart,
Hilary Swank, Mia Kirshner, Mike Starr, Fiona Shaw, Patrick Fischler, James
Otis, Angus McInnes, Rachel Miner, Gregg Henry, Rose McGowan, k. d. lang. Tour-de-force by director De Palma, his best film in a long time.
Typical James Ellroy crime maelstrom about boxer-turned-cop Hartnett and his
partner Eckhart, a former boxer himself, who investigate a murder case in
1940 L.A. Superbly directed, stylishly shot (by Vilmos Zsigmond) and
well-scored by Mark Isham, movie scores in almost all departments. Great
voice-over narration adds an inimitable 1940s crime feel. Inspired by a real
murder case. Written by Josh Friedman. |
Black
Hole, The (1979, USA) C-95m. Scope *** D: Gary Nelson.
Starring Maximilian Schell, Anthony Perkins, Robert Forster, Joseph Bottoms,
Yvette Mimieux, Ernest Borgnine, voices of Roddy McDowall, Slim Pickens.
Sci-fi adventure marks Disney’s attempt at copying George Lucas’ success with
the STAR WARS movies. Captain Forster and his crew are startled to find a
long-missing space vessel near the event horizon of a black hole. It turns
out that (traditional mad-scientist) Schell is preparing to go beyond the
hole – where no man has gone before. Well-produced adventure aimed at kids
(even more so than the STAR WARS movie) is quite exciting. Maybe a bit too
simple plotwise, but definitely intriguing, recommended to sci-fi fans (and
those fascinated by black holes). Main theme by John Barry is magnificent but
used too seldom. Fine effects. The first PG-rated Disney movie. |
Blackjack (1998, CDN/USA) C-113m. *** D: John Woo. Starring Dolph
Lundgren, Kate Vernon, Phillip Mackenzie, Kam Heskin, Fred Williamson,
Padraigin Murphy, Tony de Santis, Albert Schultz, Andrew Jackson, Janet
Bailey, Saul Rubinek. Highly aesthetic action drama about bodyguard-on-demand
Lundgren, whose latest job has him keeping an eye on beautiful fashion model
Vernon, who is targeted by a deranged assassin. A little overlong perhaps,
but some spectacular stunts and John Woo’s expert direction make the
difference. Woo also co-executive produced this film, made for television or
video. |
Black
Mama, White Mama (1972, USA/FIL) C-87m. ** D: Eddie Romero. Starring Pam Grier, Margaret Markov, Sid Haig, Lynn Borden. OK, fairly
exciting actioner about a black and a blonde inmate (Grier and Markov) who
escape from a Filipino prison chained together at their wrists. Some nudity,
enough shoot-outs. For prison/exploitation fans. This is actually a remake of THE DEFIANT ONES. Coscripted by Jonathan
Demme. |
Black
Mask (1997, HGK) C-86m. ***
D: Daniel Lee. Starring Jet Li, Lau Ching Wan, Karen Mok,
Françoise C.J. Yip, Patrick Lung, Anthony Wong. Truly sensational action
film, fast-paced, technically and artistically at the highest level: A former
elite soldier (Li), now living a peaceful life, is shocked to hear that his
ex-partners have formed a syndicate which wants to kill all crime bosses of
Hong Kong. Li, compelled to help his policeman-friend, becomes ‘Black Mask’,
a kind of Chinese BATMAN, swearing to stop his former brothers-in-arms. The
gimmick: The soldiers’ nervous systems were initially removed, which means
that they can feel no pain and thus are the ultimate fighting machines.
Stylish direction and editing keeps this crackerjack thriller at a lightning
pace. A must for action fans. First-rate choreography by Yuen Wo-Ping. Tsui
Hark produced the film and cowrote the screenplay. |
Black
Moon (1975, FRA/GER) C-100m. ** D: Louis
Malle. Starring Cathryn Harrison, Therese Giehse, Alexandra Stewart, Joe
Dallesandro. Grotesque, little-known experiment from French master director
Malle about a girl (Rex’s granddaughter Harrison, who was 15 when this was
made), who drives through a ravaged countryside, where men and women seem to
be at war. She
ends up in a country mansion, which is inhabited by a strange old bed-ridden
lady. A kind-of Alice in Wonderland drama for adults with lots of
unexplained grotesqueries, which wears thin after about an hour. However, if
a 15-year-old breastfeeding a 75-year-old is your cup of tea, then seek out
this rare film. There is no score, and the photography (by Sven Nykvist) is
rather bleak (although it did win the César). Fellow
director Chabrol made a similar experiment a year later in ALICE OU LA DERNIERE
FUGUE. Actress Giehse’s last film. |
Blackout,
The (1997, USA/FRA) C-98m. **½ D: Abel
Ferrara. Starring Matthew Modine, Claudia Schiffer, Dennis
Hopper, Béatrice Dalle, Sarah Lassez. Movie star Modine, a drug addict and alcoholic,
is slowly destroying his life in this unrelenting drama by cult director Abel
Ferrara. Technically first-rate and well-acted, but depressing and one-note
in its message. Might have been brilliant if the plot had been extended to
other characters beside Modine’s. Hopper is fine in a strong role as a video
artist who parties with Modine but doesn’t really care about him. Super model
Schiffer ‘survives’ her film debut. |
Black
Sheep (2006, NZL) C-87m. Scope *½ D: Jonathan King. Starring Nathan Meister,
Danielle Mason, Peter Feeney, Tammy Davis, Glenis Levestam, Tandi Wright,
James Ashcroft. It took New Zealand 14 years to rip off their Peter Jackson
cult hit BRAINDEAD (1992) and the result is quite lamb, ah, lame. The son of
a sheep farmer comes back to his parents farm (with a sheep phobia!) only to
discover that his elder brother has taken to genetic engineering, which
turned the sheep into blood-thirsty monsters. And their bite is contagious...
Derivative, self-conscious horror comedy that wants to be a lot of fun, but
just isn’t. After the umpteenth close-up of a supposedly aggressive ‘killer
sheep’, you’ll be ready to count them in order to fall asleep. |
Black
Snake (1973, USA) C-82m. Scope *** D: Russ Meyer. Starring
Anouska Hempel, David Warbeck, Percy Herbert, Thomas Baptiste, Milton
McCollin, Bernard Boston, Vikki Richards, David Prowse. Typically outrageous
pulp melodrama from producer-director Meyer, this is one of his rarest films.
It’s set on an 19th century Caribbean plantation run by dominatrix
Hempel, which thrives on slavery. Enter new bookkeeper Warbeck, who soon
finds a rival in ultra-sadistic supervisor Herbert. Absolutely intense acting
coupled with fast editing and a distinct comic-book directorial style makes
this a powerful experience, even though this is B-movie fare and its plot
negligible. A must for Meyer fans (although there is not much nudity). Also
known as BLACK SNAKE: THE WHIP, DUTCHESS OF DOOM, SLAVES, and SWEET SUZY. |
Black
Sunday (1977, USA) C-143m. Scope ***
D: John Frankenheimer. Starring Robert Shaw,
Bruce Dern, Marthe Keller, Bekim Fehmiu, Fritz Weaver, Steven Keats, John
Frankenheimer. Long but engrossing, very well-acted thriller about Israeli
terrorists Keller and Dern, who painstakingly prepare a terror act during the
Super Bowl. Shaw plays their adversary, who develops a personal grudge. Not
very spctacular, but good storytelling, excellent cast make this a winner.
Adapted from Thomas Harris’ novel. Well-scored by John Williams. This is
similar to (but better than) TWO MINUTE WARNING (1976). |
Blacula (1972, USA) C-92m. **½ D: William Crain. Starring William
Marshall, Denise Nicholas, Vonetta McGee, Thalmus Rasulala, Ketty Lester,
Elisha Cook, Jr. Blaxploitation cult about black vampire stalking the streets
of Los Angeles . Stylish title design, good songs, plot is quite entertaining
but not really original. The direction is also below average. Followed by a
sequel (SCREAM, BLACULA, SCREAM). |
Blade,
The (1995, HGK) C-110m. **
D: Tsui Hark. Starring
Chiu Man Cheuk, Xiong Xin Xin, Moses Chan, Valerie Chow, Austin Wai. Flawed
martial arts epic from genre icon Hark. Chiu plays an orphan, who is offered
to become boss of a sword factory but sets out to avenge the death of
his father instead. When he loses one arm, he must learn the art of one-armed
swordfighting. Violent, raw and yet aesthetic extravaganza is brought down by
uneven plot and irritating, overdirected fight scenes. Reportedly, Hark
changed the narrator's perspective completely after having shot half of
the film already - never a good sign. Fans ought to give this one a look,
though. Originally titled DAO. A remake of the Chang Cheh/Wang Yu classic
ONE-ARMED SWORDSMAN (1968). Produced by Raymond Chow. |
Blade (1998,
USA) C-120m. Scope ** D:
Stephen Norrington. Starring Wesley Snipes, Stephen Dorff, Kris
Kristofferson, N'Bushe Wright, Donal Logue, Udo Kier, Traci Lords. Flashy, stylish action thriller with Snipes playing (comic-strip)
superhero 'Blade', who is half-man, half-vampire and battles a vampire
syndicate, one member of which (Dorff) wants to initiate an ancient ritual
that enables them to summon the 'blood god'. Not much plot, very little
entertainment apart from the zippy action scenes, film remains bloodless
until the final third, despite the tons of gore that are spilt in the
proceedings. A mean-spirited movie, like Norrington's earlier DEATH MACHINE,
and despite cast and big budget, not much better. Sequel
in 2002. |
Blade
II (2002, USA) C-117m. ** D: Guillermo del Toro. Starring Wesley
Snipes, Kris Kristofferson, Ron Perlman, Leonor Varela, Norman Reedus, Thomas
Kretschmann, Donnie Yen. Sequel to the above is an even more visceral (and
forgettable) blood feast as half-vampire, half-human Snipes joins his
original enemies to battle an army of mutated bloodsuckers. Seems like a
shoot’em-up videogame and has as much plot. Flashy and stylish, to be sure,
which makes it attractive for its target audience. Difficult to believe that
del Toro (CRONOS, MIMIC) agreed to direct this. |
Blade
Runner (1982, USA) C-117m. Scope **** D: Ridley Scott.
Starring Harrison Ford, Rutger Hauer, Sean Young, Edward James Olmos, M.
Emmet Walsh, Daryl Hannah, William Sanderson, Brian James, Joe Turkel, Joanna
Cassidy, James Hong. Los Angeles of 2019 is a dark, wet urban hell-hole.
Police detective and ‘Blade Runner’ Rick Deckard (Ford) is called back to
duty to retire (read: kill) six ultra-sophisticated androids (so-called
replicants), who have hijacked a space ship and flown back to Earth from an
off-world colony. During this quest, Deckard is faced with the question of
his own troubled existence and falls in love with Rachael (Young), a
replicant with an implanted memory. Astounding science-fiction noir,
brilliantly designed, written and directed, a haunting parable on mankind’s
aspiration for greatness and ultimate downfall. Crammed with amazing ideas
and never-to-be-forgotten shots, if not the greatest science-fiction movie
ever made, this is certainly the best one of the 1980s, and generally up
there with the best films of all time. An existential masterpiece that
rivals Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY (1968) and whose immaculate
symbiosis of style and substance was unmatched except, perhaps, by Adrian
Lyne’s JACOB’S LADDER (1990). BLADE RUNNER was re-released in 1992 as a
‘Director’s Cut’, which drops Deckard’s original voice-over narration and the
optimistic finale. That version is still missing some violence. Screenplay by
Hampton Fancher and David Peoples, who adapted Philip K. Dick’s brilliant
novella Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep. Unforgettable score by
Vangelis, impressive cinematography by Jordan Cronenweth, stunning visual
effects by Douglas Trumbull. |
Blades
(1989, USA) C-102m. **½ D: Thomas R. Rondinella. Starring David Aldrich, Hank Berkheimer, Ron
Butko, Kara Callahan, Peter Cosimano. Amusing JAWS spoof released through
Troma Films is very much like their funny MONSTER IN THE CLOSET (1986).
Someone – something – is killing people on a golf course, it seems to be a
lawnmower out of control. How can it be stopped? Film deliciously plays out
its absurd premise (gleefully copying entire scenes from JAWS), although it
remains a bit too self-conscious. Incredible how the actors could keep such
straight faces. Stay tuned until after the closing credits. |
Blades
of Glory (2007, USA) C-93m. *** D: Josh
Gordon, Will Speck. Starring Will Ferrell, Jon Heder, Will Arnett, Amy
Poehler, Jenna Fischer, William Fichtner, Craig T. Nelson, Rémy Girard, Luke
Wilson. Raucously funny comedy about two figure skating stars (Ferrell and
Heder), who are ousted from competition after using their fists on each other
at an awards ceremony. Some years later, the former arch-enemies (who
couldn’t be more different from each other) hook up for the team competition.
Sound silly, and it is, but Ferrell is a hoot as a sex-addicted, rock’n’roll
skating superstar. Similar in spirit to DODGEBALL (2004). That movie’s star
Ben Stiller was among the producers. |
Blair
Witch Project, The (1999, USA)
C/B&W-81m. **½ D: Daniel Myrick, Eduardo Sanchez. Starring Heather
Donahue, Michael Williams, Joshua Leonard. Made on a shoestring budget, this
chiller became one of the biggest hits of the year because of a clever,
internet-based marketing strategy. Three college students decide to make a
documentary about the Blair Witch, a child murderer, who is supposed to be
haunting the Maryland woods. When the kids gets lost hiking through, they are
scared out of their wits, especially when strange noisescan be heard at
night. Someone – something – is out there! Shaky camera-shots provide
a feeling of authenticity (Dogma style), which makes the film really scary at
times, but in this case the plotting is obviously and unfortunately neglected.
Not bad and certainly recommended to those who like a good scare. Followed by
a sequel. |
Blastfighter (1984, ITA) C-87m. ** D: Lamberto Bava. Starring
Michael Sopkiw, Valentina Forte, George Eastman, Mike Miller, Ottaviano Dell’Acqua,
Michele Soavi, Massimo Vanni, Hoyt Pollard, Lamberto Bava. B-actioner about ex-cop Sopkiw, who – after serving a 10-year sentence
for killing the murderer of his wife – goes to the wilderness to forget.
However, the local thugs don’t like what he thinks about their slaugthering
off deer. Quite ambitious film in the mold of DELIVERANCE (the banjo kid of
that film has a cameo!) but shows its true face in unnecessary RAMBO-style
finale. A handful of stylish shots – from the son of the great Mario Bava –
but film treads far too familiar ground. Actor Soavi also functioned as an
assistant director. Written by Dardano Sacchetti. Also known as FORCE OF
VENGEANCE. |
Blast
from the Past (1999, USA) C-112m. Scope **½ D: Hugh Wilson.
Starring Brendan Fraser, Alicia Silverstone, Christopher Walken, Sissy
Spacek, Dave Foley, Joey Slotnick. Quite cute if overlong comedy about
Fraser’s family, who entered a bunker when the Russians had missiles
installed on Cuba in 1962 and has not left their shelter for more than 30
years. When they finally do, it’s a shock for them. The 60s meet the 90s in
this predictable but likable comedy. Coproduced by Renny Harlin. A 103m.
version was prepared for the international market. |
Blast
of Silence (1961, USA) 77m. **½ D: Allen
Baron. Starring Allen Baron, Molly McCarthy, Larry Tucker, Peter Clume, Danny
Mechan. Interesting B-movie about contract killer Baron, who comes to New
York City to kill someone and must battle his own conscience and weaknesses
apart from getting the job done. Typically brassy, jazzy score, unusual
voice-over narration. Worth a look for those interested in independent films.
Baron also scripted. |
Blind Date (1959, GBR/GER) 94m. **½ D: Joseph Losey. Starring Hardy Krüger, Stanley
Baker, Micheline Presle, Robert Flemyng, Gordon Jackson. Titled CHANCE
MEETING for U.S. release, this murder mystery is well-plotted (based on a
novel by Leigh Howard) but poorly paced. Painter Krüger becomes prime suspect
in a murder case, and tries to prove his innocence to police inspector Baker.
Starts OK, bogs down, but delivers a good conclusion. Jack MacGowran appears
briefly as a seedy postman. |
Blind
Fists of Bruce (1981, HGK) C-94m. *½ D: Kam Bo. Starring
Bruce Li, Yuen Siu Tien, Tiger Yueng. Poorly
plotted eastern about a fighter who gets his lessons from a blind master so
that he can beat the bad guys in the neighborhood. Fight scenes are lame,
skip this one. Also known as BLIND FIST OF BRUCE. |
Blindness (2008, CDN/BRA/JAP) C-121m. **½ D:
Fernando Meirelles. Starring Julianne Moore, Mark Ruffalo, Alice Braga,
Yusuke Iseya, Yoshino Kimura, Don McKellar, Danny Glover, Gael García Bernal,
Sandra Oh. In contemporary America, people suddenly go blind. Nobody knows
why and the people affected are quarantined, among them doctor Ruffalo and
his wife Moore, who can still see and becomes a kind of guardian in their
‘ward’. Downbeat but fascinating vision of apocalypse, hampered considerably
by the ending. Good performances. Based on the novel by José Saramago,
adapted by co-star Don McKellar. |
Blind
Terror (1971, GBR) C-89m. **½ D: Richard
Fleischer. Starring Mia Farrow, Dorothy Alison, Robin Bailey. Well-crafted
thriller with Farrow a blind girl whose family has just been knocked off by a
lunatic. Subsequently, the killer stalks her too. Your appreciation of this
film will largely depend on whether you are easily manipulated by the
going-ons, or whether you can identify with the hapless victim. Released in
the U.S. as SEE NO EVIL. |
Blonde Köder für den Mörder (1969, GER/ITA) C-94m. *½ D: Harald Philipp. Starring Dean Reed,
Fabio Testi, Ini Assmann, Leon Askin, Werner Peters, Nadja Tiller, Anita
Ekberg, Adolfo Celi, Riccardo Garrone, Mario Brega, Hélène Chanel, Femi
Benussi, Tom Felleghy, Teodoro Corrà. In an Italian holiday resort young
Testi is a real lady ‘killer’. He is protected by his sister Tiller, but
there’s a witness to the latest crime. Pretty harmless mystery, closer in
spirit to the KOMMISSAR X movies than the Italian giallo, it’s too tame and
rather uninteresting. Big-name cast given nothing to do, with static TV-style
direction making things even worse. Score by Piero Umiliani. English titles:
DEATH KNOCKS TWICE, THE BLONDE CONNECTION. |
Blondie’s
Number One (1971, GER) C-80m. *½
D: Robert van Ackeren. Starring Gabi Larifari
(=Gabriele LaFari), Barny O’Brian, Tom Snigger, Dolores Makonda, Chris
Little. A young woman is searching for someone who is willing to marry her
because else the law will require her to leave Germany. Aimless, slack and
poorly acted portrait of the post-hippie generation. Director and
cinematographer van Ackeren (DIE FLAMBIERTE FRAU/A WOMAN IN FLAMES) doesn’t
go beyond the premise. This was his first film as a director. |
Blood
& Donuts (1995, CDN) C-90m. **½ D: Holly
Dale. Starring Gordon Currie, Justine Louis, Helene Clarkson, Fiona Reid,
Frank Moore, Hadley Care, David Cronenberg. Strangely appealing low-budget
horror movie about grungy vampire Currie, who hide himself from the world
after the moon landing in 1969 and reappears in contemporary Toronto. Good
use of (littered) locations, but Currie looks a little too dull to make this
work. Various subplots (including Cronenberg as a gangland boss) add up to
very little. Several oldies on the soundtrack enhance film’s mood. |
Blood
& Wine (1997, USA) C-100m. **½ D: Bob
Rafelson. Starring Jack Nicholson, Michael Caine, Judy Davis, Stephen Dorff,
Jennifer Lopez, Harold Perrineau, Jr. Standard crime movie with a first-rate
cast. Dorff competes with his stepfather Nicholson, his slimy partner Caine
and Cuban mistress Lopez for a necklace worth more than a million dollars.
For fans of Rafelson/Nicholson collaborations. |
Blood
Cult (1985, USA) C-89m. M D: Christopher Lewis. Starring Juli Andelman,
Charles Ellis, James Vance, Bennie Lee McGowan. Ultra-low-budget stinker shot
on video about the search for a slasher by detective Ellis. The first movie
produced directly for the home video market… if that’s not something.
Repellent gore effects, amateurish acting throughout. Followed by a sequel
(REVENGE). Also released as SLASHER. |
Bloodeaters (1980, USA) C-88m. M D: Chuck McCrann. Starring Charles Austin (=Chuck McCrann), Beverly
Shapiro, Dennis Helfend, Paul Haskin, John Amplas. When local authorities
intend to wipe out illegal marihuana plantation, the hippie-like owners turn
into zombies after inhaling the chemical sprayed on the field. Idiotic
splatter-movie, much too reminiscent of Romero’s NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD
(even the budget was not much higher). For masochists only. Director McCrann
perished in the 2001 World Trade Center attack; this was his only production.
Alternative titles: TOXIC ZOMBIES, BLOOD BUTCHERS, FOREST OF FEAR. |
Blood
for Dracula (1974, ITA/FRA) C-101m. ** D: Paul
Morrissey, Antonio Margheriti. Starring Joe Dallesandro, Udo Kier, Arno
Juerging, Maxime McKendry, Milena Vukotic, Stefania Casini, Vittorio De
Sica, Roman Polanski. Companion piece to Andy Warhol’s FLESH FOR FRANKENSTEIN
is just as slow. Kier chews up the scenery as Count Dracula, who travels to
Italy in search of virgins (and their blood). Again, the cinematography (by
Luigi Kuveiller) is not bad, Claudio Gizzi’s score is moody. For the curious.
Director Roman Polanski has a funny cameo. Uncut print runs 106m. Also known
as ANDY WARHOL’S DRACULA, YOUNG DRACULA, and simply DRACULA. |
Blood
From the Mummy’s Tomb (1972, GBR) C-94m.
*** D: Seth Holt, Michael Carreras. Starring Andrew Keir, Valerie Leon,
James Villiers, Hugh Burden, Tamara Ustinov. Obscurely plotted but effective
horror chiller about group of archaeologists who make plans to resurrect
ancient Egyptian mummy. Leon is young woman who looks like the mummy and
tries to stop the scientists. Well-made, with the scene in the insane asylum
the highlight. Director Holt died shortly before shooting was finished,
Carreras took over. Based on Bram Stoker’s story Jewel of the Seven Stars.
Remade twice. |
Blood
Legacy (1971, USA) C-90m. *½ D: Carl
Monson. Starring Rodolfo Acosta, Merry Anders, Norman Bartold, Ivy Bethune,
John Carradine. Poorly directed, cheap horror thriller about several people
who gather for the reading of a will (Carradine’s) and are forced to stay for
a few days if they want to get their hands on the inheritance. Needless to
say, people start to die one after the other. Amateurishly staged and boring
despite interesting plot, with some feeble attempts to make this bizarre.
Rightfully forgotten trash, whose director went on to make the sex horror
comedy PLEASE DON’T EAT MY MOTHER (1973). Also known as LEGACY OF BLOOD. |
Bloodline (1979, USA/GER) C-117m. **½ D:
Terence Young. Starring Audrey Hepburn, Ben Gazzara, James Mason, Claudia
Mori, Irene Papas, Michelle Phillips, Maurice Ronet, Romy Schneider, Omar
Sharif, Beatrice Straight, Gert Fröbe, Wolfgang Preiss, Marcel Bozzuffi,
Pinkas Braun, Walter Kohut, Ivan Desny, Vadim Glowna, Hans von Borsody,
Gabriele Ferzetti. Flawed international production by the James Bond director
about Hepburn, hapless heir to a multi-million dollar pharmaceutical company,
who finds herself targeted by her own family, who’d rather have her sell the
stocks instead of continuing her father’s work. Gazzara plays her love
interest. Globe-trotting, glossy soap opera is pretty trivial but still
fascinating to watch, thanks to a highly interesting cast. Seems a bit
choppy, especially towards the end. 40 minutes of footage were later included
in TV version. Based on teh novel by Sidney Sheldon. |
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Link (1982, USA/CDN/ITA/GER) C-98m. **½ D:
Alberto De Martino. Starring Michael Moriarty, Penelope Milford, Sarah
Langenfeld, Martha Smith, Cameron Mitchell, Geraldine Fitzgerald. This
concoction is a notch above the average psycho chiller: Moriarty brings conviction
to his role as doctor, who has frightening visions of murder and discovers
that this may be because of a psychic link to his (siamese!) twin brother,
who is stalking women in Germany(!). He sets out to find the lost sibling and
break free from him forever. Plot is reminiscent of Brian De Palma’s SISTERS
(1973) and quite trivial, but Moriarty’s performances, Ennio Morricone’s
score make this worthwhile for cult movie buffs. From the director of HORROR
(1963) and ROMA COME CHICAGO (1968). Aka THE LINK and EXTRASENSORIAL. |
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Relatives (1977, CAN/FRA) C-100m. *** D:
Claude Chabrol. Starring Donald Sutherland, Aude Landry, Lisa Langlois,
Laurent Malet, Micheline Lanctot, Stéphane Audran, Donald Pleasence, David
Hemmings, Claude Chabrol. When a girl is murdered brutally in a dark alley,
detective Sutherland sets out to find the killer and is aided in his search
by the girl's cousin, who has witnessed the crime. In the proceedings he
uncovers the murdered girl's incestuous relationship with her cousin. Chabrol
creates another interesting and captivating mystery, that is not without
flaws, however (the flashback sequence illustrating the contents of the
girl's diary is too long). Well-acted, well-directed, if typically low-key
and distanced. Based on a novel by Ed McBain. French
original title: LES LIEUS DE SANG. |
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Salvage (1990, USA) C-98m. *½ D: Tucker
Johnston. Starring Danny Nelson, Lori Birdsong, Christian Hesler, Ralph
Pruitt Vaughn, John Saxon, Laura Whyte, Ray Walston, Evander Holyfield. Poor
horror film rips off TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE (1974) and MOTEL HELL (1980):
Country hick Nelson sees himself as a bio-mechanic and operates on his
abducted victims in his barn – all in the name of the Lord! Saxon’s family
are his latest victims. Gruesome, mean-spirited (but not very graphic) horror
thriller that is boring to the bone (no pun intended). May have worked better
without the humor. Other title: MAD JAKE. |
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Shed, The (2007, USA) C-73m. *½ D: Alan Rowe
Kelly. Starring Alan Rowe Kelly, Terry M. West, Joshua Nelson, Mike Lane,
Susan Adriensen. Demented indie-horror about an “average inbred, hillbilly,
cannibal family” wants to be a spoof of the TCM movies, but becomes obnoxious
before long. Plot only consist of vignettes about the weird characters.
Better acted than other amateur efforts; director Kelly comes off best as a
middle-aged pervert, who thinks he’s a twelve-year-old girl. Some disgusting
effects. Made for video. |
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Simple (1984, USA) C-95m. *** D: Joel Coen.
Starring John Getz, Frances McDormand, Dan Hedaya, M. Emmet Walsh, Samm-Art
Williams, Holly Hunter (voice). The Coen brothers’ debut feature is a highly
interesting exercise in film-noir atmosphere, about a pair of lovers, who try
to escape the wrath of McDormand’s cuckolded husband Hedaya. Well-directed
thriller, stylishly shot by Barry Sonnenfeld, well-scored by Carter Burwell.
Not entirely successful, perhaps, maybe even overrated, due to some pacing
flaws and not entirely logical plot twists, but certainly original and
generally well-wrought, a harbinger of things to come from the Coens (the
subject matter was somewhat reworked later in their thriller FARGO). The
Coens also coedited the picture (under their pseudonym Roderick Jaynes).
Originally released at 97m., recut to present length in 2000. |
Blood
Sucking Freaks (1978, USA) C-92m. M D: Joel M. Reed. Starring
Seamus O’Brien, Viju Krem, Niles McMaster. Absolutely
sickening splatter movie about a side show hosted by O’Brien, who tortures
his victims on stage. A disgusting and gross non-movie. Will make you feel
ashamed of being a horror fan. Also known as HERITAGE OF CALIGULA, HOUSE OF
THE SCREAMING VIRGINS, THE INCREDIBLE TORTURE SHOW and SARDU, MASTER OF THE
SCREAMING VIRGINS. |
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Tide (1982, GBR/GRE) C-83m. *½ D: Richard
Jefferies. Starring James Earl Jones, José Ferrer, Lila Kedrova, Mary Louise
Weller, Martin Cove, Deborah Shelton. Boring horror film set on a Greek island,
where young couple come in search of a missing sister, only to find under the
thrall of sect-like community led by Ferrer. Will they sacrifice her to some
kind of monster? Hardly any action or suspense, a downer. Only the cast is
remotely interesting. Coproduced by Nico Mastorakis (also cowriter), Brian
Trenchard-Smith. Original British version runs longer. Also known as DEMON
ISLAND, THE RED TIDE. |
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Work (2002, USA) C-110m. Scope *** D: Clint Eastwood. Starring Clint Eastwood,
Jeff Daniels, Anjelica Huston, Wanda de Jesus, Tina Lifford, Paul Rodriguez,
Dylan Walsh. Good thriller featuring producer-director Eastwood as a retired
police detective, who had a heart attack while chasing a serial killer. After
a heart transplantation (and two years later) Eastwood is approached by a
woman who claims to be the sister of one of the killer’s victims… who
incidentally also provided the heart for Eastwood’s transplantation. The
aging detective finally decides to take up the chase for the killer again. Suspenseful
film has a crackling good story (lifted off Michael Connelly’s novel), and
only lets the viewer down in the final fifteen minutes. Good job by all
involved. |
Bloody
Birthday (1981, USA) C-85m. *½ D: Ed Hunt.
Starring Lori Lethin, Melinda Cordell, Julie Brown, Joe Penny, José Ferrer,
Susan Strasberg, Michael Dudikoff. Illogical horror thriller whose only
novelty is the premise: Three children are born at the exact same time,
during a lunar eclipse. Just before their 10th birthday they
embark on a killing spree. Dumbness takes away most of the edge of this cruel
story. A feeble attempt at a slasher movie, (needlessly) elaborately scored
by Arlon Ober (the guy who did the music for HOSPITAL MASSACRE). Also known
as CREEPS, or CREEPERS. |
Bloody
Mission (1974, USA/TUR) C-88m. *½ D: Peter
Maris. Starring Gordon Mitchell, Frances Chandler, Bo Taras, Bee Anderson,
Tony Carrell. Unintentionally funny C-movie about the wife of a rich sheik,
who holds the key to a much sought-after gem called the “red butterfly”. When
he is killed, the dumb blonde tries to find it in Istanbul. Amateurish,
filled with violent action. Aims for James Bond flair and earns only a couple
of chuckles. Also known as DER TODESTANZ DES ROTEN
SCHMETTERLINGS. |
Bloody
Murder (2000, USA) C-88m. M D: Ralph E. Portillo. Starring Jessica Morris, Peter Guillemette,
Patrick Cavanaugh, Cristelle Ford. Bottom-of-the-barrel horror movie tries to
be FRIDAY THE 13TH, as several youngsters who work at a summer
camp, which reopens after a murder series happened there years ago, are
attacked by a psycho. Poorly acted, poorly made (for video). Even the blood
looks fake. Followed by a sequel in 2003! Also known as SCREAM BLOODY MURDER.
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Bloody
Wednesday (1985, USA) C-96m. *½ D: Mark G. Gilhuis.
Starring Raymond Elmendorf, Pamela Baker, Navarre Perry, Teresa Mae Allen.
Low-budget thriller about a psychopath, who gets prematurely released from a
clinic. He takes up a job at a deserted hotel and soon meets characters that
are not really there. All this ends in a massacre. Obviously inspired by the
classic SHINING (1980), but not intended to be creepy. Some odd scenes may
evoke your interest, though. Also known as THE GREAT AMERICAN MASSACRE. |
Blow
Out (1981, USA) C-108m. Scope *** D: Brian De Palma. Starring John Travolta,
Nancy Allen, John Lithgow, Dennis Franz, Peter Boyden, Curt May. Another fine
thriller by expert De Palma: Sound effects engineer Travolta happens to
record a fatal car accident, which may have been an assassination. Along with
naïve Allen, who he saved from the car, he investigates the case. Beginning
is best part in this well-directed thriller, the contrivances begin to show
only towards the end. Especially fun for film buffs, as references range from
Antonioni (BLOWUP) to Hitchcock and Argento. Photographed by Vilmos Zsigmond,
score by Pino Donaggio. |
Blowup (1966, GBR/ITA/USA) C-111m. ***½ D:
Michelangelo Antonioni. Starring David Hemmings, Vanessa Redgrave, Sarah
Miles, John Castle, Jane Birkin, Gillian Hills, Peter Bowles, Verushka.
Fascinating landmark film set in London, where high-strung, impulsive fashion
photographer Hemmings goes for a stroll in the park where he intends to
escape his every day life. He snaps some pictures of a couple and is
approached by the woman, who wants to have the photos at all costs. Then he
realizes that he may have photographed a murder, and starts to investigate.
More character and lifestyle drama than murder mystery, this film made
Hemmings an international star. Antonioni deviates from plot occasionally and
enters a stream-of-consciousness mode and just follows his protagonist
around. Lack of score is also atypical. Nominated for two Oscars (Director,
Screenplay), and winner of the Golden Palm at Cannes. |
Bluebeard (1972, FRA/ITA/GER) C-114m. **½ D: Edward Dmytryk. Starring
Richard Burton, Raquel Welch, Virna Lisi, Joey Heatherton, Nathalie Delon,
Karin Schubert, Sybill Danning, Jean Lefebvre, Matthieu Carrière. Famous
ladykiller Bluebeard (Burton) tells his story to his American wife
(Heatherton) in this trashy and sometimes hilarious horror melodrama. Horror
and trash elements are what make this international production recommendable
- to tolerant viewers. It’s too bad Mario Bava couldn’t have directed this.
The dead bodies in the freezer will remind you of his CINQUE BAMBOLE...
movie. The sets are as colorful, the costumes inimitably 70s. Score by Ennio
Morricone is nice, too. The women are sexy. Original version runs 125m.,
though Austrian TV version seemed uncut, since one gory sequence (bird picks
adam’s apple) was intact. Best/worst scene: Burton wants to make love to a
woman who doesn’t stop singing. His sweater is a scream. Who has an uncut
print? French original title: BARBE BLEU. |
Blue
Bird, The (1976, USA/RUS)
C-99m. SCOPE **½ D: George Cukor. Starring Elizabeth Taylor, Jane Fonda,
Ava Gardner, Cicely Tyson, Robert Morley, Harry Andrews, Todd Lookinland,
Patsy Kensit, Will Geer, Mona Washbourne, George Cole. Interesting (to say
the least) Russian-American fairy tale about two children, who embark on a
quest to find the Blue Bird. Along the way they are helped by fairy Liz, some
humanimals and some inanimate objects that come to life. Lots of singing,
little plot thrust, but philosophical touch makes up for lack of movie magic.
This is no WIZARD OF OZ (1939), but has lots more stars in cameos.
Photographed by Freddie Young. |
Blue
Blood (1973, GBR/CDN) C-86m. M D: Andrew Sinclair.
Starring Oliver Reed, Fiona Lewis, Anna Gael, Derek Jacobi, Meg Wynn Owen. Reed
plays a diabolical butler, who might or might not want to overthrow his lord
Jacobi. Some (laughably pretentious) horror elements and obvious parallels to
Mario Bava’s LISA AND THE DEVIL may lure buffs into this trap. An almost
unbearable pseudo-drama, one of the films that helped destroy Reed’s career.
Based on Alexander Thynne’s novel The Carry-Cot. Photographed by Harry
Waxman. |
Blue
in the Face (1995, USA) C-84m. **½ D: Wayne
Wang, Paul Auster. Starring Harvey Keitel, Lou Reed, Michael J. Fox,
Roseanne, Mel Gorham, Jim Jarmusch, Lily Tomlin, Jared Harris, Giancarlo
Esposito, Jose Zuniga, Victor Argo, Madonna, Mira Sorvino, Keith David,
RuPaul. Immediate follow-up to SMOKE isn’t nearly as good. Like its
predecessor it centers around Keitel’s cigar shop, where amusing vignettes
unfold. Rather incoherent, but those who liked SMOKE will find this a welcome
return to its kind of humor. The situations were more or less improvised by
Wang and Auster (the screenwriter of SMOKE). |
Blue
Velvet (1986, USA) C-120m. Scope *** D: David Lynch.
Starring Isabella Rossellini, Kyle MacLachlan, Dennis Hopper, Laura Dern,
Hope Lange, Dean Stockwell, George Dickerson, Brad Dourif, Jack Nance, Angelo
Badalamenti. Upon discovering a human ear in a meadow, naïve villager
MacLachlan is drawn into a tale of kidnap and sexual perversions involving a
prostitute (Rossellini) and a perverted lunatic (Hopper). This follow-up to
David Lynch’s DUNE (1984) provides the first glimpse of a typical Lynchian
universe of perverted characters and lives, as he would later explore in his
cult series ‘Twin Peaks’ and other projects. This cult film lives off
jarringly intense situations and performances, its plot merely serves as a
basis for powerful, fascinating sequences. Not for all tastes, to say the
least, but a must for Lynch’s fans and cult film lovers in general. Hopper
gives a radical performance. Rough cut ran about 4 hours. |
B.Monkey (1999, GBR) C-94m. ** D: Michael Radford. Starring Asia
Argento, Jared Harris, Rupert Everett, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Tim Woodward,
Ian Hart, Juliet Wallace, Bryan Pringle. Young, attractive girl B.Monkey
(Argento) wants to break away from a world of crime and falls in love with
conservative primary school teacher and jazz-fan (Harris) who can't believe
his luck. The Italian-born girl finds it difficult, however, to free herself
from the protective grasp of her friends (Everett and Meyers) who live in
constant danger. Poorly timed drama uneasily combines two different worlds by
making two contrastive personalities fall in love with each other. It's the
credibility that suffers. A disappointment from the director of IL POSTINO.
Some striking camerawork by Ashley Rowe cannot save this marginally
interesting film. Based on the novel by Andrew Davies. |
Bobby (2006, USA) C-117m. **½ D: Emilio Estevez. Starring Harry
Belafonte, Joy Bryant, Nick Cannon, Emilio Estevez, Laurence Fishburne, Brian
Geraghty, Heather Graham, Anthony Hopkins, Helen Hunt, Joshua Jackson, David
Krumholtz, Ashotn Kutcher, Shia LaBeouf, Lindsay Lohan, William H. Macy,
Svetlana Metkina, Demi Moore, Freddy Rodriguez, Martin Sheen, Christian
Slater, Sharon Stone, Jacob Vargas, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Elijah Wood.
Ambitious project for writer-director-actor Estevez, which took him seven
years to complete: He follows the last day in the life of Robert F. Kennedy
at the Ambassador Hotel in June 1968. Film introduces a slew of people who
are all there in GRAND HOTEL style and succeeds in painting a vivid picture
of the time and place (great costumes, decoration, even the outdoor lighting
is superb, recreating the look of 60s TV), and gives us ample time to meet
Kennedy through archive footage, but film loses its focus in the mid-section
and not all of the stories are interesting. Great as an homage to the late
Kennedy, less successful as a drama. Score by Mark Isham. |
Bob
Roberts (1992, USA/GBR) C-102m. *** D: Tim
Robbins. Starring Tim Robbins, Giancarlo Esposito, Alan Rickman, Ray Wise,
Brian Murray, Gore Vidal, Tom Atkins, David Strathairn, James Spader, Helen
Hunt, Peter Gallagher, Jack Black, Susan Sarandon, Fred Ward, John Cusack,
Bill Balaban. Scathing political satire marked actor Robbins’ directorial
debut. He plays a folk singer- turned-politician, who uses his wits to
deceive the American public into electing him Senator of Pennsylvania.
Intelligent observation of the power of the media (and the dumbness of many
people) never fully realizes its brilliant potential but remains intriguing
throughout. Robbins cowrote the engaging songs with his brother David. |
Body
Bags (1993, USA) C-91m. *** D: John Carpenter,
Tobe Hooper. Starring John Carpenter, Tom Arnold, Tobe Hooper, Robert Carradine,
Wes Craven, Sam Raimi, David Naughton, George ‘Buck’ Flower, Stacy Keach,
David Warner, Sheena Easton, Debbie Harry, Mark Hamill, Twiggy, John Agar,
Roger Corman, Charles Napier. Horror anthology à la TALES FROM THE CRYPT,
hosted by corpse Carpenter, who presents the tales in a morgue. The first one
is a slash’n’stalk story, as a young student does her first night shift at a
gas station and makes the acquaintance with a killer. The second one is
wickedly funny, as Keach picks the wrong organization to help him get over
his balding head. The third one (by Tobe Hooper) is a quite serious but
standard horror drama about baseball crack Hamill, who has an eye
implantation with predictable results. All three are watchable, the only
thing the second one lacks is a good punchline. Surprisingly well-acted, this
one ought to have made it to the big screen (it was produced for television).
For horror fans, who will savor the cameos by big names in the business. |
Body
Double (1984, USA) C-109m. **½ D: Brian De
Palma. Starring Craig Wasson, Gregg Henry, Melanie Griffith, Deborah Shelton,
Guy Boyd, Dennis Franz, Jeff Daniels. Jobless,
luckless actor Wasson is put up by a friend (Henry) in an ultra-modern villa
and watches a beautiful lady (Shelton) through a telescope every evening. He
finds out she may be the subject of a murder plot and tries to protect her –
to no avail. Stylish, suspenseful thriller with atmosphere to spare maintains
interest for two thirds, then bogs down and even becomes ludicrous at the finale.
Too bad, since Hitchcock disciple De Palma manages to transfix you at times.
Watch for Jeff Daniels in a cameo (if you don’t catch him, there’s a second
chance). |
Body
Melt (1993, AUS) C-81m.
*½ D: Philip Brophy. Starring Gerard Kennedy, Andrew Daddo, Ian Smith,
Regina Gaigalas, Vincent Gil. Splatter comedy about a company which
experiments with special vitamin ingredients and sends out some samples to
unsuspecting people in suburbia. The physical reation is explained in the
movie’s title. Rather inept, not very funny, with a nod to T.C.M. in a
second, almost completely unrelated plot thread. Gore hounds should watch it
for the grisly effects, but this is light years from BRAIN DEAD (1992). |
Body
Puzzle (1992, ITA) C-99m. **
D: Lamberto Bava. Starring Joanna Pacula, Hugh Quarshie. A
mad killer is on the loose who takes several body parts of his victims, and
it’s detective Quarshie’s job to track him down. Sound familiar? Well, it is.
Though the screenplay is slightly more intelligent than others of this genre
and Bava shows some style, this is a strictly-by-the-numbers thriller. Filmed
in English. |
Body
Shop, The (1973, USA) C-75m. *½ D: J.G.
Patterson Jr.. Starring Don Brandon (=J.G. Patterson Jr.), Jenny Driggers,
Roy Mehaffey, Linda Faile. Uproariously campy FRANKENSTEIN version, where doc
Brandon puts his victims in aluminum foil and connects them to an electric
current. There’s hunchback Gregory, who hopes to get a mate in the
doctor’s ultimate creation, a sexy woman made of different body parts. This
movie is actually a romance! Some gory scenes, but pretty ridiculous, for
camp movie fanatics, although Patterson brings conviction to his role. Music
and special effects by William Girdler. Alternative titles: DOCTOR GORE,
SHRIEKS IN THE NIGHT. |
Body
Snatchers, The (1993, USA) C-87m. Scope **½ D: Abel Ferrara.
Starring Terry Kinney, Meg Tilly, Gabrielle Anwar, Reilly Murphy, Billy
Wirth. Second(-rate) remake of the classic INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS
(1956) is set on a military base, where teenager Anwar soon learns that
soldiers are taken over by alien life forms. B-script (coauthored by Stuart
Gordon) fails to involve, but film is slickly photographed and boasts some
chillingly effective scenes. Larry Cohen is credited with the screen story. |
Boeing
(707) Boeing (707)
(1965, USA) C-102m. *** D: John Rich. Starring Tony Curtis, Jerry
Lewis, Dany Saval, Christiane Schmidtmer, Suzanna Leigh, Thelma Ritter. Funny
comedy set in Paris about womanizer Curtis, who has affairs with three flight
stewardesses – simultaneously. Then his calculated schedule doesn’t work out
anymore, and everything ends in chaos when his colleague Lewis shows up.
Ritter is fun as overtaxed housekeeper. This marked Lewis’ last film for
Paramount Pictures, after 17 years. His character is decidedly more mature
than in other films of his. Based on a stage play by Marc Camoletti.
Photographed by Lucien Ballard. Score by Neal Hefti. Also known as BOEING
BOEING. |
Boksuneun
Naui Geot (2002, KOR) C-121m. **½ D: Park
Chan-Wook. Starring Song Kang-ho, Shin Ha-kyun, Bae Du-na, Lim Ji-Eun, Han
Bo-bae. Kim Se-dong. First part of the director’s revenge trilogy is about a deaf-mute
man and his dying sister, who is in desperate need of an organ transplant.
When all attempts to get her an operation fail, they kidnap the daughter of
the brother’s employer, the owner of a large company. Then things get out of
hand. Low-key, quiet, deliberately paced drama has many striking images, but
overall effect is depressing. Followed by OLDBOY (2003). English title:
SYMPATHY FOR MR VENGEANCE. |
Bolt (2008, USA) C-103m. *** D: Byron
Howard, Chris Williams. Starring (the voices of) John Travolta, Miley Cyrus,
Susie Essman, Mark Walton, Malcolm McDowell, James Lipton, Greg Germann,
Randy Savage. Bolt, an American White Shepherd, is the star of an action TV
series, only he doesn’t know, and believes firmly in his superpowers. When he
escapes into the real world, he soon realizes that life is much harder than
he thought, especially when he has to trek across America to find his owner,
a young girl, again. Some dazzling action sequences alternate with less
thrilling character interaction, but overall, film is quite funny.
Co-executive produced by John Lasseter. |
Bom
Yeoreum Gaeul Gyeoul Geurigo Bom (2003, KOR/GER) C-103m. *** D: Kim Ki-duk. Starring Oh
Yeong-su, Kim Ki-duk, Kim Young-min, Seo Jae-kyeong, Ha Yeo-jin. Lyrical
examination of a master-student relationship, done in various stages, from
childhood of the student to adulthood. Although plot is minimal, images alone
can arrest you, and underlying (buddhist) philosophy is well-worth
discovering. As this is set on a lake and a woman is important to the story,
this makes an interesting companion piece to the director’s earlier SEOM
(2000). English title: SPRING, SUMMER, FALL, WINTER... AND SPRING. |
Bone
Collector, The (1999, USA) C-118m. Scope **½ D: Phillip Noyce.
Starring Denzel Washington, Angelina Jolie, Queen
Latifah, Michael Rooker, Mike McGlone, Luis Guzmán, Ed O’Neill, Phillip
Noyce. Thriller about forensics expert Washington, who
is paralyzed and confined to his bed after a near-fatal accident. He radios
his instructions to agent Jolie, who is about to track down a serial killer
who behaves like a butcher. Director Noyce makes the going-ons extremely
suspenseful, but subtracting this asset leaves an illogical, shallow mess.
Still, well-made and the suspense might be enough for undemanding viewers. |
Bone
Daddy (1998, USA) C-91m. **½ D: Mario
Azzopardi. Starring Rutger Hauer, Barbara Williams, R.H. Thomson. Formulaic
but well-paced, fairly exciting thriller about pathologist-turned-writer
Hauer, whose latest bestseller brings to life a serial killer who picks bones
from his living (gulp!) victims. Hauer teams up with cop Williams to solve
the crime. Few novelties in this one but quite suspenseful. |
Bonfire
of the Vanities, The (1990, USA) C-125m. Scope **½ D : Brian De Palma.
Starring Tom Hanks, Bruce Willis, Melanie
Griffith, Kim Cattrall, Saul Rubinek, Morgan Freeman, John Hancock, Kevin
Dunn, Clifton James, Donald Moffat, Rita Wilson, Kirsten Dunst, Emmanuel
Xuereb, F. Murray Abraham. Adaptation of Tom Wolfe’s
satirical bestseller about Wall Street hotshot Hanks, whose sins come to the
surface after a hit-and-run accident in the Bronx, which gives reporter
Willis the story of his life. Quite amusing, but never hits bull’s-eye.
Excellent photography by Vilmos Zsigmond. |
Bonheur
et dans le Pré, Le (1995, FRA) C-106m. **½ D: Etienne
Chatiliez. Starring Michel Serrault, Eddy Mitchell,
Sabine Azéma, Carmen Maura. Serrault plays a producer of toilet seats(!), who
is having problems with his factory and his nagging wife Azéma. One day he
sees by chance a family on TV, who are looking for their lost father and
husband. Since the resemblance between him and the wanted man is more than
striking, he decides to leave everything behind and move to the trio of
women, who live in the idyllic countryside. There he learns to cherish life
for the first time. Handsomely photographed comedy drama unfortunately takes
too long to get where it’s going. Similar in theme to LE RETOUR DE MARTIN
GUERRE, but uneven and not very entertaining. Eric Cantona has a small role
as a rugby player(!). |
Bonnie
and Clyde (1967, USA) C-111m. **** D: Arthur
Penn. Starring Warren Beatty, Faye Dunaway, Michael J. Pollard, Gene Hackman,
Estelle Parsons, Denver Pyle, Dub Taylor, Evans Evans, Gene Wilder. Complex,
intelligent, influential, simply classic action drama about the famous lovers
and criminals Clyde Barrow and Bonnie Parker, who along with their gang
robbed banks in Texas of the 1930s. A moving account of the pair’s
relationship, brilliantly acted, stylishly directed and shot. Violent,
shocking and controversial for its time; it influenced such later filmmakers
as Joel Coen and Quentin Tarantino. Morgan Fairchild (as Dunaway’s stunt
double) and Gene Wilder’s first film. Written by Robert Benton, David Newman
and Robert Towne. Produced by Warren Beatty. Oscar winner for Best
Cinematography (Burnett Guffey) and Best Supporting Actress (Parsons). |
Boogeyman,
The (1980, USA) C-82m. **½
D: Ulli Lommel. Starring Suzanna Love, Ron James, John
Carradine, Nicholas Love. Interesting slasher movie from German Fassbinder
disciple Lommel. Twenty years after James killed his mother’s lover, he and
his sister Love (witness to the original crime) have settled down on a farm.
When someone starts killing local women, Love realizes that the past is still
haunting them. Suspenseful, creepy horror film is too low-key for most of the
time. Best part is the finale. Explanation for the murders is ludicrous,
however, if not absurd. Still, horror buffs should definitely check this out.
Followed by a sequel in 1983. |
Boogie
Nights (1997, USA) C-154m. Scope ***½ D: Paul Thomas
Anderson. Starring Mark Wahlberg, Burt Reynolds, Julianne Moore, John C.
Reilly, Don Cheadle, Heather Graham, Luis Guzman, Philip Seymour Hoffman,
William H. Macy, Alfred Molina, Philip Baker Hall, Robert Ridgely, Ricky Jay,
Jack Riley, Joanna Gleason. Well-made, realistic drama about young stud
Wahlberg, who with a giant sex organ climbs up the ladder of success to porn
film stardom in the late 1970s. He is supported by director Reynolds and
drug-addicted porn-queen Moore. Daring subject matter, filmed as smoothly as
Anderson’s HARD EIGHT. Very well-acted, highly original drama. The soundtrack
is priceless. |
Boondock
Saints, The (1999, USA) C-110m. Scope **½ D: Troy Duffy. Starring
Sean Patrick Flanery, Willem Dafoe, Norman Reedus, David Della Rocco, Billy
Connolly, David Ferry, Brian Mahoney, Bob Marley, Richard Fitzpatrick, Troy
Duffy. Two Irish-American brothers, deeply religious, decide to go on a warpath
with the Boston mafia and eradicate crime with extreme violence. Neurotic,
gay FBI detective Dafoe is on their trail. Ultra-violent action-thriller is
the bastard son of Tarantino and Woo movies. It doesn’t make much sense, but
cult movie buffs should give this one a look. Written by the director.
There’s also a documentary on this film called OVERNIGHT (2003). |
Bordello
of Blood (1996, USA) C-87m. *½ D: Gilbert
Adler. Starring Dennis Miller, Erika Eleniak, Angie Everhart, Chris Sarandon,
Corey Feldman, William Sadler, Aubrey Morris. Vampires have infested a
bordello and young Feldman falls prey to them, so Miller is hired his sister
Eleniak to find out what has happened to him. Lots of wisecracks, some gore
scenes and pretty vampires in a poor story that was written by Bob Gale and
Robert Zemeckis. Lame second feature of the TALES FROM THE CRYPT
series. |
Born
Free (1966, GBR/USA) C-95m. Scope *** D: James Hill, Tom McGowan. Starring
Virginia McKenna, Bill Travers, Geoffrey Keen, Peter Lukoye, Omar Chambati.
Wilderness classic about a married couple in Africa, who take in 3 lion cubs
after their parents are shot down. Two of the cubs are later sent off to the
Rotterdam zoo, one stays with them and becomes their pet. Plays like a
semi-documentary, but story is compelling and John Barry’s Oscar-winning
score magnificent (Barry also took the award for Best Song). Based on the
autobiographical book by Joy Adamson. Followed by the 1971 documentary THE
LION AT WORLD’S END, a TV series in 1974 and three sequels, LIVING FREE
(1972), BORN FREE: A NEW ADVENTURE (1996) and TO WALK WITH LIONS (1999). |
Born
to Defend (1987, HGK) C-87m. ***
D: Jet Li, Tsui Siu-Ming (action sequences). Starring
Jet Li, Zhao Er-Kang, Song Jia, Kurt Roland Petterson, Paulo Tocha.
Li (in his directorial debut) plays an army
soldier who returns to his homeland after the war and finds it occupied by
the U.S. army. The marines treat the inhabitants with contempt, and Li has to
fight for respect. Well above-average eastern with a typically likable
performance by its young star. Further plus: There’s an unusual amount of
drama in the plot. |
Borrowers,
The (1997, GBR) C-83m. ***
D: Peter Hewitt. Starring John Goodman, Jim Broadbent, Mark
Williams, Hugh Laurie, Bradley Pierce, Flora Newbigin, Ruby Wax. Amiable,
stylish children’s comedy, based on the novels by Mary Norton. The Borrowers
are little humans, 5 inches tall, and live in a house, borrowing (not
stealing!) all kinds of needful things. Here, they help their landlords to
battle villain Goodman, who has stolen their house. Episodic script works
only intermittently, but effects are superb and kids will certainly fall in
love with the tiny family of Borrowers. Even adults will have a good
time. |
Borsalino
(1970, FRA/ITA) C-124m. ** D: Jacques Deray. Starring Jean-Paul
Belmondo, Alain Delon, André Bollet, Michel Bouquet, Nicole Calfan, Mireille
Darc, Henri Attal, Daniel Ivernel. Two gentlemen gangsters
in 1930s Marseille work their way up in the hierarchy of the underworld and
go through all kinds of troubles together. Static, much too slowly paced film
that resembles a (shallow) drama more than an actioner. Delon’s low-key
performance doesn’t help. His teaming with Belmondo is the only reason to
watch this one. Produced by Delon. Script cowritten by Claude Sautet (based
on the novel Bandits a Marseille). Followed by a sequel in 1974. |
Bosco,
Il (1988, ITA) C-85m. M D: Andreas Marfori. Starring Coralina C.
Tassoni, Diego Ribon, Luciano Crovato, Elena Cantarone, Stefano Moliari. Amateurish horror movie about two young vacationers, who dispel all
warnings and wander into woods. There they (almost) meet their demise by the
hands of an ugly demon. Or something like that. Splatter movie draws its
inspiration from Sam Raimi’s EVIL DEAD (1983), but director Marfori shows his
ineptitude early on. Surreal scenes don’t work and the actors seem like
non-professionals. Avoid this cheapo. Distributed by Troma Films. English
titles: EVIL CLUTCH and HORROR QUEEN. |
Boss,
Il (1973, ITA) C-105m. **½ D: Fernando Di
Leo. Starring Henry Silva, Richard Conte, Gianni Garko, Antonia Santilli,
Corrado Gaipa, Marino Masé, Howard Ross, Pier Paolo Capponi, Fernando Di Leo.
Gritty Italian crime film, from one of the genre’s busiest directors, about
two rivaling crime syndicates and hitman Silva, who becomes a key
figure in the kidnapping of the daughter of a mafia boss. Uneven plot hampers
proceedings, but violent scenes provide a tough feel and progressive rock
score by Luis Enríquez Bacalov is amazing. English titles: MURDER INFERNO,
THE BOSS, and WIPEOUT! |
Boucher,
Le (1970, FRA/ITA) C-93m. *** D: Claude
Chabrol. Starring Stéphane Audran, Jean Yanne, Antonio
Passalia, Pascal Ferrone. The prototypical
bourgeois crime drama by Chabrol, this is one of his most famous films. Set
in a small village, film is about independent school teacher Audran and
simple-minded butcher Yanne, who become friends. There’s a serial killer on
the loose and Audran is about to find out his identity. Chabrol also scripted
this quiet observation of bourgeois manners and the face of crime. Some
consider this his best film. Bizarre, disquieting score by Pierre Jansen. |
Bounce (2000, USA) C-106m. **½ D: Don Roos. Starring Ben Affleck,
Gwyneth Paltrow, Tony Goldwyn, Alex D. Linz, David Dorfman, Natasha
Henstridge, Jennifer Grey. Affleck surrenders his plane ticket to Goldwyn,
who wants to be with his family. When the plane crashes and Goldwyn dies,
Affleck feels guilty and turns into an alcoholic. Months later he feels he
must make up for it and visits his widow (Paltrow) and slowly falls in love.
Contrivances and improbabilities aside, this is a touching story about an
impossible love, well-acted by the leads. Written by the director. |
Bound (1996, USA) C-108m. ***½ D: Larry and Andy Wachowski. Starring
Jennifer Tilly, Gina Gershon, Joe Pantoliano, Richard Sarafian. Intricate
story about a lesbian being seduced by a woman whose lover (Pantoliano, in a
tour-de-force performance) is involved with the mafia. The two plan to cheat
him out of the two million dollars he has to deliver to the mafia boss
(Sarafian) of the city. Once things get started in this thriller (and it
takes a while) it never lets up thanks to Pantoliano’s flamboyant performance
and an atmospheric, if sometimes overly melodramatic soundtrack. An
impressive debut for the Wachowski brothers (THE MATRIX), who also wrote the
screenplay and produced the picture. |
Bourne
Identity, The (2002, USA/GER) C-119m. Scope ***
D: Doug Liman. Starring Matt Damon, Franka Potente, Chris
Cooper, Clive Owen, Brian Cox, Julia Stiles. Based on Robert Ludlum’s novel,
this spy thriller is well-made. After being pulled from the sea half-dead,
amnesiac Damon finds himself to be a spy for the CIA. Before he can adjust,
he is being pursued and attacked from all sides. On the run with chance
acquaintance Potente, he must try to get his memory back and figure out his
mission. Smoothly directed, well-edited thriller, with plot that is often all
chase and little explanation. Filmed before in 1988 (as a TV mini-series). |
Bourse
et la Vie, La (1966, FRA/ITA/GER) C-90m. *½ D:
Jean-Pierre Mocky. Starring Heinz Rühmann, Fernandel, Jean Poiret, Jean
Carmet, Michel Galabru, Henri Attal, Dominique Zardi, Marilú Toló, Michel
Lonsdale, Darry Cowl. The cast provides only
interest in this lame comedy about two bank clerks (Rühmann and Fernandel),
who are to collect more than a million Francs from the bank, which their colleague
Poiret is planning to keep for himself. He chases after them seemingly
through the whole of France. Unfunny complications, tired direction, the dust
is inches high on this one. Shot by Jean Tournier. |
Bowling
for Columbine (2002, USA/CDN/GER) C-120m. ***½ D:
Michael Moore. Featuring Michael Moore, Charlton Heston, Dick Clark.
Eloquent, near-brilliant documentary (a deserving Oscar-winner) in which
filmmaker Michael Moore takes the high school massacre at Columbine High in
Littleton, Colorado, as a starting point to discuss the question why
Americans are fascinated by guns and why more than 10,000 people are killed
by firearms every year. At times shattering examination of a nation’s
sentiments, a must-see, even if Moore tends to see a conspiracy around every
corner sometimes. Well-chosen climax leaves you with goosebumps. Also won
awards in many other countries. Moore followed this with the even more
controversial FAHRENHEIT 9/11 (2004). |
Boxer,
The (1997, USA/EIR) C-113m. *** D: Jim
Sheridan. Starring Daniel Day-Lewis, Emily Watson, Brian Cox, Ken Stott,
Gerard McSorley, Eleanor Methven. Another thought-provoking drama from
director Sheridan (IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER). Lewis plays a boxer whose
release from prison and return to his community after 14 years carries strong
implications, especially since he was an active IRA member. All he wants is
peace and love, but his old sweetheart (Watson) has married and the country
is still war-torn. Interesting, compelling throughout. Good cinematography by
Chris Menges. Filmed in Dublin. |
Box
of Moonlight (1997, USA) C-112m. **½ D :
Tom DiCillo. Starring John Turturro, Sam Rockwell, Catherine Keener, Lisa
Blount, Annie Corley, Dermot Mulroney. Charming but slight comedy about Mr.
Clockwork Turturro, an married engineer who can feel the midlife crisis
coming closer. One day he goes looking for a lake he once loved as a boy… and
stumbles upon social drop-out Rockwell, who has set up his existence in the
woods. Well-acted, especially by Turturro, but overlength emphasises lack of
plot, despite several truly funny moments. Written by the director. |
Boy
and His Dog, A (1978, USA)
C-90m. SCOPE ** D: L.Q. Jones. Starring Don Johnson, Susanne Benton,
Jason Robards, voice of Tim McIntire. Terminally weird (and slow)
post-apocalyptic cult movie about drifter Johnson who is looking for women in
barren landscape ravaged by World War IV. His dog speaks to him
telepathically – mostly cynical wisecracks. Then he discovers a secret
society, who are in need of young men. The budget was too low to make this
convincing, nevertheless this has a cult following. |
Boys
Don’t Cry (1999, USA) C-118m. *** D: Kimberly
Peirce. Starring Hilary Swank, Chloe Sevigny, Peter Sarsgaard, Brendan Sexton
III, Alicia Goranson. Hilary Swank won an Oscar for her impressive
performance as a 19-year-old girl who wants nothing more than being a boy but
encounters barriers because of her social background and poor financial
outlook. She finds temporary refuge at Sevigny’s family trailer but is unable
to camouflage her desires and needs. Compelling psycho drama, well-scripted
by director Peirce. Slightly overlong perhaps, but fascinating all the way. |
Boys
from Brazil, The (1978, GBR/USA) C-125m. *** D:
Franklin J. Schaffner. Starring Gregory Peck, Laurence Olivier, James Mason,
Lilli Palmer, Uta Hagen, Steve Guttenberg, Denholm Elliott, Rosemary Harris,
John Dehner, John Rubinstein, Anne Meara, Jeremy Black, Bruno Ganz, Walter
Gotell, David Hurst, Wolfgang Preiss, Michael Gough, Joachim Hansen, Guy
Dumont (=Sky Dumont), Georg Marischka, Günter Meisner, Prunella Scales, David
Brandon. International thriller based on the novel by Ira Levin (ROSEMARY’S
BABY). In Paraguay, infamous Nazi doctor Josef Mengele (Peck) is up to no
good, as aging Nazi hunter Lieberman (Olivier) is informed in Vienna. Why is
he plotting to kill 65-year-old family fathers around the world? Which evil
scheme is behind all this? Some uneven stretches, unbelievable development
almost ruin film, whose greatest asset are the brilliant performances,
especially Peck’s frighteningly intense portrayal of one of the Nazis’ most
heinous criminals. Futuristic undertones make it further interesting for cult
movie buffs. Script by Heywood Gould (ROLLING THUNDER). Solid score by Jerry
Goldsmith. Photographed by Henri Decae. |
Brain
Damage (1988, USA) C-86m. **½ D: Frank Henenlotter.
Starring Rick Hearst, Gordon MacDonald, Jennifer Lowry, Theo Barnes, Kevin VanHentenryck. Ambitious horror comedy from the
director of BASKET CASE (1982) about a phallus-like parasite that leaves its
previous “owners” and enters the life (and brain) of neighbor Hearst. It
turns out he provides a special drug for the young man in order to be fed his
favorite dish – fresh human brain. Clever satire is prevented from soaring by
low production values and self-conscious plotting that is sometimes merely
grotesque. Still, an interesting addition to Henenlotter’s oeuvre. Some even
consider this his best film. |
Braindead (1992, NZL) C-102m. *** D: Peter Jackson. Starring Timothy
Balme, Diana Penalver, Elizabeth Moody, Ian Watkin, Brenda Kendall. This is
it: The best splatter movie ever made. When a rat monkey is imported to New
Zealand and Balme’s mother is bitten accidentally, she turns into a hungry
zombie, ... and her son keeps her hidden in the cellar! Soon visitors fall
prey to the undead lady. Climactic party scene is a blast. Well-plotted,
well-directed film is extremely gory but also incredibly funny. Just when you
think ‘gross-out’ is achieved, it adds an even bigger effect. Films like this
just don’t get better. Released in the U.S. as DEAD ALIVE (cut down to
85m./97m.). |
Brain
Machine (1977, USA) C-84m. ** D: Joy N. Houck Jr. Starring James Best,
Barbara Burgess, Gil Peterson, Gerald McRaney. Tame science-fiction film
where the producers asked the screenwriter to keep the budget low: A group of
unrelated people (all without any relatives) are hired for several
experiments with their minds in a government lab. Needless to say, they ultimately
go wrong. Not uninteresting, with okay acting, but still unconvincing and
rather boring. Also known as MIND WARP, TIME WARP, GREY MATTER, GRAY MATTER,
and THE E-BOX. |
BrainWaves
(1982, USA) C-77m. *½ D: Ulli Lommel. Starring
Keir Dullea, Suzanna Love, Vera Miles, Ryan Seitz, Tony Curtis. Feeble horror
thriller that is much too preoccupied with its plot. Love has a near-fatal
accident and her only chance of recovery is through brain transplantation.
However, the brain she receives is that of a murdered woman, and Love begins
to have visions of the killing. You know something is wrong when he film is
draggy even at this running time. Also known as MIND GAMES, SHADOW OF DEATH. |
Braveheart
(1995, USA) C-177m. Scope
*** D: Mel Gibson. Starring Mel Gibson, Sophie Marceau, Patrick McGoohan,
Catherine McCormack, Brendan Gleeson, James Cosmo,
David O’Hara, Ian Bannen. Epic drama about 13th
century Scottish rebel leader William Wallace (Gibson), whose charisma and
strategic skills help the united clans to drive the despotic English out of
Scotland. Action scenes are very well-made and balanced by passionate drama
that allows the viewer to feel and even identify with the national hero.
Film’s liabilites – overlength and the fact that Gibson can’t quite shake off
his ironic LETHAL WEAPON image – keep it from being in the same league as
Michael Mann’s THE LAST OF THE MOHICANS, which it in many ways resembles.
Winner of five Oscars, including Best Film, Best Director and Best Cinematography
(John Toll). |
Brazil (1985, GBR) C-143m. ***½ D: Terry
Gilliam. Starring Jonathan Pryce, Robert De Niro, Katherine Helmond, Ian
Holm, Bob Hoskins, Michael Palin, Ian Richardson, Peter Vaughan, Kim Greist,
Jim Broadbent, Barbara Hicks, Charles McKeown, Terry Gilliam. Outstanding
science-fiction satire about desk clerk Pryce, who is a mere number in an
overly complicated system of totalitarian bureaucracy. However, he is
different. He has dreams of himself being a superhero and a mysterious woman,
who suddenly materializes in the form of Helmond, a possible rebel and threat
to the system. The hapless clerk sets out to find her and goes on an odyssey
through office-block mazes and bleak city alleys. Gilliam’s own version of
George Orwell’s 1984 is a visually astounding film, whose substance is made
up of countless small wonders, which hold the unreal plot together. Less a
traditional science-fiction film a la BLADE RUNNER (1982) – which it
ostensibly quotes – but social fiction. Not all of the grotesque, bizarre
sequences can escape their 80s origin, but you can’t help but marvel at them.
Works best as a display of Gilliam’s creative world. It brings his MONTY
PYTHON roots to maturity. Scripted by Gilliam, Tom Stoppard and Charles
McKeown. Photographed by Roger Pratt. Excellent score by Michael Kamen. Also
shown in edited versions. |
Breakdown (1997, USA) C-93m. Scope
** D: Jonathan Mostow. Starring Kurt Russell, J. T. Walsh, Kathleen Quinlan,
M. C. Gainey. When Russell’s car breaks down in the middle of nowhere his
wife Quinlan joins a trucker to get help – and never reappears. Russell’s
frantic search for her brings no results at first, but then it becomes clear
that she is held hostage by some ruthless rednecks. Compact, suspenseful
thriller is also manipulative and derivative. It all depends on whether you
swallow that premise. If you don’t you’ll wince at every turn and shake your
head at the exaggerated finale (like the writer of this review). |
Breakfast
at Tiffany’s (1961, USA) C-115m. ***½ D: Blake
Edwards. Starring Audrey Hepburn, George Peppard, Patricia Neal, Buddy Ebsen,
Martni Balsam, José Luis de Villalonga, Mickey Rooney. Cult romance based on
Truman Capote’s novel about penniless writer Peppard and his growing
infatuation with the girl next-door, extrovert but really unhappy playgirl
Hepburn. Scores as comedy, drama and romance and delivers a memorable
conclusion. Hepburn is exceptionally good. Oscar-winning score by Henry
Mancini (‘Moon River’). |
Breakfast
of Champions (1999, USA) C-110m. ** D: Alan
Rudolph. Starring Bruce Willis, Albert Finney, Nick Nolte, Barbara Hershey,
Glenne Headley, Lukas Haas, Omar Epps, Buck Henry, Vicki Lewis, Ken Campbell,
Jake Johannsen, Will Patton, Chip Zien, Owen Wilson, Alison Eastwood, Shawnee
Smith, Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. Shapeless satirical comedy about car 'czar' Willis,
who's losing his grip on reality and wants to kill himself, but is not the
only crazy guy around his palace of a store. Sales manager Nolte and writer
Finney are about to lose their marbles, too, and it seems a head-on collision
at the finale is inevitable. There's not a single person in the picture who
seems to be in their right mind. Creative, to be sure, but too few punchlines
really work and film has no real point. Written by Rudolph. |
Breaking
and Entering (2006, GBR/USA) C-120m. Scope ** D: Anthony Minghella. Starring Jude Law, Juliette Binoche, Robin
Wright Penn, Martin Freeman, Ray Winstone, Vera Farmiga. Depressing drama
about London architect Law, whose company’s headquarters are constantly
burglarized. He follows one of the (teenage) thieves home one day and makes
the acquaintance of his mother, a Bosnian immigrant. His own daughter with
Penn is in the early stages of autism. A drama with good intentions, but it’s
difficult (and pointless) to watch so much misery (there’s not a single
identifiable character). Deadening. Written by director Minghella (THE
ENGLISH PATIENT). |
Breaking
the Waves (1996, DAN) C-159m. Scope ***½
D: Lars von Trier. Starring Emily Watson, Stellan Skargard,
Jean-Marc Barr, Udo Kier. Simple, yet totally extraordinary story of a young
Scottish woman, whose marriage to an oil rig worker changes her life,
especially after he is paralyzed in a tragic accident. Not easily accessible
but completely winning drama is superbly acted by all, but Emily Watson
clearly stands out as the God-fearing Bess, whose unconditional love for her
husband eventually destroys her life. Sloppy, documentary-like style brings
immediacy to the film, though you have to tune in to it at first.
Writer-director von Trier (EUROPA, RIGET/THE KINGDOM) is proving himself to
be one of the most important contemporary filmmakers. |
Break-Up,
The (2006, USA) C-106m. ** D: Peyton Reed.
Starring Vince Vaughn, Jennifer Aniston, Joey Lauren Adams, Jon Favreau,
Jason Bateman, Judy Davis, Justin Long, Ivan Sergei, Ann-Margret, Cole
Hauser, Vincent D’Onofrio, Elaine Robinson, Jane Alderman, Peter Billingsley.
Aniston and Vaughn have been a couple for two years, when an argument leads
to a break-up, which, surprisingly for both, lasts longer than they would
have expected. Is it the end of their relationship? Okay romantic comedy
drama has a few truths to tell but peters out without a satisfactory
conclusion. What is the point of it all? The alternate ending on the DVD is
even weaker. Ironically, Vaughn and Aniston were real-life lovers when this
was made and broke up mere months after film’s release. Vaughn receives co-story
credit and also produced. |
Bride
of Chucky (1998, USA) C-89m. M D: Ronny Yu. Starring
Jennifer Tilly, Katherine Heigl, Nick Stabile, John Ritter,
Alexis Arquette, Gordon Michael Woolvett, Kathy Najimy, Brad Dourif (voice). Stupid, needless – and endless – sequel to the CHILD’S PLAY series,
made by renowned Hong Kong action director Yu, who should have stayed in
Asia. The diabolical doll Chucky is revived by Tilly, who is transformed into
a puppet herself. Together they try to get an amulet that would enable them
to reclaim a human form. An innocent couple taking them along is soon
suspected of being responsible for a gruesome killing spree. Plot is
rock-bottom and ludicrously suggests another sequel – SON OF CHUCKY? |
Bride
of Re-Animator (1990, USA) C-99m. ** D: Brian
Yuzna. Starring Jeffrey Combs, Bruce Abbott. Weak sequel to the 1985 horror
hit RE-ANIMATOR has the doctors collect body parts in order to create new
human life. Scenes of comic horror blend into scenes of serious horror, with
superb make-up and splatter effects. After a nice start, however, film
becomes slower and slower, until the finale, which is not for the squeamish
(and missing in part from the R-rated version, which runs 3m. shorter). |
Brides
of Dracula, The (1960, GBR) C-85m. **½ D: Terence
Fisher. Starring Peter Cushing, Martita Hunt, Yvonne Monlaur, Freda Jackson,
David Peel. Some effective sequences highlight this otherwise tame
continuation of the Dracula saga, as a young woman unknowingly sets free a
vampire. Cushing as the vampire hunter van Helsing tries to stop him. Not
really a sequel to the classic 1958 DRACULA, if also made by Hammer films.
Recommended to horror fans. |
Brides
of Fu Manchu, The (1966, GBR) C-85m. *½ D: Don Sharp.
Starring Christopher Lee, Douglas Wilmer, Heinz Drache, Marie Versini, Howard
Marion-Crawford, Tsai Chin, Roger Hanin, Harald Leipnitz, Burt Kwouk. Don
Sharp’s sequel to the successful (and still popular) FACE OF FU MANCHU (1965)
is a big come-down. Lee hams it up as the title character, Wilmer seems as if
he was giving an Inspector Clouseau interpretation. Despite swift pace, this
is pretentious and unintentionally funny from start to finish. Followed by
three more Fu Manchu sequels: VENGEANCE OF FU MANCHU (1967), BLOOD OF FU
MANCHU (1968) and FOLTERKAMMER DES DR. FU MANCHU (1969). The latter two were
directed by Jess Franco! In 1980, another Fu Manchu film was produced: THE
FIENDISH PLOT OF FU MANCHU, starring Peter Sellers. Original running time:
95m. |
Bride
Wars (2009, USA) C-89m.
** D: Gary Winick. Starring Kate Hudson, Anne Hathaway, Bryan Greenberg,
Chris Pratt, Steve owey, Candice Bergen, Bruce Altman. Two childhood friends,
who have always dreamed of white weddings happen to get proposed to at the
same time, but there’s only one available date for the ceremony at the Plaza
Hotel. Friendship turns to hatred when they try to sabotage each other’s wedding. Doesn’t exactly sound
great, and it isn’t. Even the stars aren’t especially likable. |
Bride
With White Hair, The (1993, HGK) C-92m.
Scope
*** D: Ronny Yu. Starring
Brigitte Lin, Leslie Cheung, Francis Ng. Stunning blend of fantasy, horror and love story: A swordsman and a
killer fall in love, must content with their rivaling clans. Awe-inspiring
cinematography by Peter Pau won’t mean a thing on TV (at least in
fullscreen). Popular Hong Kong actioner won several awards and was followed
by a sequel that same year. Based on a Chinese myth. |
Bridget
Jones’s Diary (2001, GBR/USA) C-97m. Scope **½ D: Sharon Maguire.
Starring Renée Zellweger, Colin Firth, Hugh Grant, Jim Broadbent, Gemma
Jones, Honor Blackman. Bitter-sweet (with the emphasis on bitter) comedy
drama about thirty-ish woman (Zellweger), who is frustrated about being alone
and dating the wrong guys. The love affair with her boss Grant briefly gives
her back the hope for a better future, but life isn’t treating her gently.
Helen Fielding cowrote this adaptation of her best-selling novel but film
resorts too often to silliness and cannot seem to decide if Bridget’s life
will make a turn for the better or not (blaming it all on fate). Zellweger is
likable in the lead role. Salman Rushdie appears as himself. |
Bridget
Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004, GBR/USA)
C-104m. Scope **½ D: Beeban
Kidron. Starring Renée Zellweger, Colin Firth, Gemma Jones, Jim Broadbent,
Hugh Grant. Sequel to the 2001 hit continues Bridget Jones’ diary in a
lighter tone, as the thirtysomething is head over in heels in love with
Firth, then breaks up with him, only to be challenged by womanizer Grant.
Some really funny scenes, but film is weighed down by some not-to-be-believed
plot twists, like the Thai prison scenes and the lesbian revelation. Good fun
for fans, though. |
Bridge
to Terabithia (2007, USA) C-95m. *** D: Gabor Csupo.
Starring Josh Hutcherson, AnnaSophia Robb, Zooey Deschanel, Robert Patrick,
Bailee Madison, Kate Butler, Devon Woods. Heart-warming adaptation of the
Katherine Paterson best-seller about a young boy (Hutcherson) from a
working-class background, who finds a first real friend in new neighbor Robb.
Together they imagine a magical kingdom where they are prince and princess.
An ode to childhood innocence and the power of imagination, this is flawed
only by an occasional lack of continuity and the effects of a harsh (but
important) plot twist, from which the movie doesn’t fully recover. |
Brigade
des Mœurs (1985, FRA) C-95m. ** D: Max Pécas. Starring Thierry de Carbonnières, Jean-Marc Maurel, Lillemour Jonsson,
Bernard Rosselli, Brigitte Lahaie. Extremely violent and
profance action film, set in the Parisian netherworld of prostitution and
gangland war fare. A cop goes on a rampage when his sister is killed.
Descends almost to a Lucio-Fulci-level of degradation and violence. For
die-hard action addicts. |
Bring
Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia (1974, USA) C-112m.
*** D: Sam Peckinpah. Starring Warren Oates, Isela Vega, Gig Young,
Robert Webber, Helmut Dantine, Emilio Fernandez, Kris Kristofferson.
Fascinating action drama about head hunt for title character, initiated by
rich Mexican patriarch, whose daughter is expecting a child from the man.
Oates, whose lover knows Garcia’s whereabouts, is hired by some killers and
embarks on a odyssey through rural Mexico. Slowly paced but engrossing,
unpleasant in tone but well-handled by director Peckinpah. Oates delivers a
stand-out performance. At its core, film deals with revenge and how it
affects even people who have nothing to do with it. Peckinpah also coscripted. |
Brokedown
Palace (1999, USA) C-100m. Scope **½ D: Jonathan Kaplan.
Starring Claire Danes, Kate Beckinsale, Bill Pullman, Jacqueline Kim, Lou
Diamond Phillips, Paul Walker. Prison drama about two teenage tourists in
Thailand, who are caught smuggling marihuana (unknowingly) and brought to a
state penitentiary. Their families’ desperate attempts to get the out are
fruitless until Pullman tackles the case. Not bad, with cute leads, but
overly reminiscent of MIDNIGHT EXPRESS (1978) and RETURN TO PARADISE (1998). |
Broken
Arrow (1996, USA) C-108m. Scope ** D: John Woo. Starring John Travolta, Christian
Slater, Samantha Mathis, Delroy Lindo, Bob Gunton, Frank Whaley, Howie Long,
Vondie Curtis-Hall, Jack Thompson. Action film for action fans, typically energetic
for director Woo, but this time with a stupid plot. Travolta plays a maniacal
pilot who kidnaps two atomic bombs and threatens to blow them up if his
demands are not met. His colleague Slater proves a tougher opponent than in
the opening box fight. Pace is fast enough, explosions plenty, but do not
think about the plot. Then you might enjoy the going-ons. |
Broken
Flowers (2005, USA/FRA) C-106m. **½ D: Jim
Jarmusch. Starring Bill Murray, Jeffrey Wright, Julie Delpy, Sharon
Stone, Jessica Lange, Frances Conroy, Christopher McDonald, Chloe Sevigny,
Chris Bauer, Tilda Swinton, Mark Webber. Typically laconic and slow Jim
Jarmusch movie about a tired, middle-aged man (Murray) who receives an
anonymous letter one day, telling him that he has an 18-year-old son. His
neighbour then eggs him on to look for the possible mother and visit some old
flames. Road movie with the inimitable Murray is typical Jarmusch fodder,
slight, ponderous stuff that grows on you. That’s Murray’s real son Homer
staring at him from the car at the end. |
Brood,
The (1979, CDN) C-92m. **½ D: David
Cronenberg. Starring Oliver Reed, Samantha Eggar, Art Hindle, Cindy Hinds,
Nuala Fitzgerald, Susan Hogan. Typically sick Cronenberg stuff: In a remote
clinic psychotherapist Reed is cloning child-like monsters who are
telepathically linked to Eggar. It takes a lot of tolerance to accept this
plot (many critics dumped on this horror film when it was released), but
apart from that, it’s another show of Cronenberg’s talents. Direction creates
good suspense, the acting is not bad, and Howard Shore’s score is fine. The
filmmaker’s followers should enjoy this one (I did). |
Brother
Bear (2003, USA) C-86m. Scope ***½ D: Aaron Blaise, Bob (Robert) Walker.
Starring (the voices of) Joaquin Phoenix, Jeremy Suarez, Jason Raize, Rick
Moranis, Dave Thomas, D.B. Sweeney, Joan Copeland, Michael Clarke Duncan,
Harold Gould. First-rate Disney animation takes an old legend from a
different culture (much like MULAN) and fashions a terrific adventure story.
Adolescent warrior Phoenix sees his brother killed by a bear, then kills it
in revenge. He is then transformed into a bear and must learn to see life
from a different perspective. Terrific animation (doing without CGI wizardry)
and a storyline that thrills make this fine family fare. Unfortunately lost
out to less thoughtful, more hip Pixar feature FINDING NEMO (2003) at the
Oscars. Aspect ratio changes to widescreen after some 20 minutes. |
Brother
Bear 2 (2006, USA) C-74m. *** D: Benjamin
Gluck. Starring (the voices of) Patrick Dempsey, Mandy Moore, Benjamin Bryan,
Michael Clarke Duncan, Catherine O’Hara, Rick Moranis, Jim Cummings, Wanda
Sykes, Jake Weber. Remarkably good video sequel to the 2003 Disney hit has
Kenai (Dempsey) and his bear brother (Bryan) travel to a waterfall place with
a childhood friend so that she can burn the amulet that has tied them
together as kids (in order to be able to marry). Warm-hearted tale of
friendship and love, very well-animated, almost as good as the original. Nice
songs by Melissa Etheridge. |
Brothers
Grimm, The (2005, GBR/USA/CZE) C-118m. *½ D:
Terry Gilliam. Starring Matt Damon, Heath Ledger, Lena Headey, Peter
Stormare, Jonathan Pryce, Laura Greenwood, Monica Bellucci. Terry Gilliam’s
first film since the disastrous FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS (1998) is
almost as bad, with Damon and Ledger playing the title characters, who at
first make a living as phony exorcists in early 19th century
Germany, then get hired/forced by nobleman Pryce to find out what made 10
innocent children disappear in the nearby woods. Inexplicably, this
fantasy/horror concoction (with elements from the Grimm fairy tales) is
meshed with inane comedy, which almost makes this a spoof, but of what?
Further downed by use of all-too-obvious digital effects. You never properly
find your way into the story, only the atmosphere and settings intermittently
catch your attention. The production was put on hold in 2004, so Gilliam made
TIDELAND (2005) in between. |
Bruce
Almighty (2003, USA) C-101m. ** D: Tom Shadyac. Starring Jim Carrey,
Morgan Freeman, Jennifer Aniston, Philip Baker Hall, Catherine Bell, Lisa Ann
Walter, Steven Carell, Nora Dunn, Sally Kirkland, Tony Bennett. Typical
Carrey comedy features him as a newscaster whose life is going down the
drain. Just when he is about to throw it all away, God (Freeman) approaches
him and gives him the gift of changing and influencing everything apart from
the human will. Will he use it for his own purposes or to help others?
Preposterous in the first half, improves later, but is no more than a
recycled Hollywood concoction. Carrey’s fans should get what they expect. |
Bruce
Lee Fights Back From The Grave (1976, HGK) C-84m. Scope *½ D: Lee Doo-Yong.
Starring Bruce Lea, Deborah Chaplin (=Deborah Dutch), Hwang Jang Lee, Philip
Kennedy. A young philosophical fighter (obviously modeled after the legendary
Bruce Lee himself) arrives in the States to meet a friend but must learn that
he has committed suicide. He befriends a woman who might know more. Another film
exploiting the real Bruce Lee’s image, starts okay but gets stuck in a love
story. Some sources credit Umberto Lenzi with the direction. Alternative
title: THE STRANGER. |
Bruiser (2000, USA/FRA/CDN) C-99m. **½ D: George A. Romero. Starring
Jason Flemyng, Peter Stormare, Leslie Hope, Nina Garbiras, Andrew Tarbet, Tom
Atkins, Jonathan Higgins. Strange, unconventional, strangely unsettling
thriller drama about thirty-something Flemyng, who’s in an identity crisis.
He works for a fashion magazine (called Bruiser), and when he finds out that
his wife is cheating on him with his boss, ego-maniacal Stormare, he cracks
and takes on the identity (and mask) of a killer, an avenging angel.
Thoughtful script, moody direction by Romero, whole film is undermined in shrill
punk-rock finale (that serves as an excuse to feature horror rock-band The
Misfits) which stands in jarring contrast to the stoic, intelligent rest of
the movie. Romero’s first film in seven years shows that he’s still able to
capture the audience, but this is rather for his fans (but not those
of his zombie horror movies). |
Bubba
Ho-Tep (2002, USA) C-92m. **½ D: Don Coscarelli.
Starring Bruce Campbell, Ossie Davis, Ella Joyce, Heidi Marnhout, Bob Ivy,
Edith Jefferson, Reggie Bannister. In a Texas retirement
home, a guy who thinks he’s Elvis Presley (Campbell) and a black (!) man who
says he’s JFK (Davis) are faced with an Egyptian mummy that prowls the
hallways at night. They must gather their waning strengths and wits to battle
the monster. Funny idea (from a short story by Joe Lansdale), good
performances, but execution is heavy-handed and slow, like its main
characters. Still, enjoyed acclaim with many fans and critics. |
Bucket of Blood, A (1959, USA) B&W-66m.
**½ D: Roger Corman. Starring Dick Miller, Barboura Morris, Anotny Carbone, Julian Burton, Ed Nelson. Roger Corman classic about a nerdish
busboy and would-be artist Miller, who accidentally kills a cat and makes a
clay sculpture with it. When the local art scene finds his work excellent, he
moves on to bigger things – humans. Interesting to watch at times, but as a
horror film it is much too tame and unexciting. Captures the spirit of the
Beat Generation, but that might mean nothing to you. Some people consider
this a spoof of HOUSE OF WAX (1953). |
Bug (1975, USA) C-99m. ** D: Jeannot Szwarc. Starring Bradford Dillman, Joanna Miles, Richard Gilliland, Jamie
Smith-Jackson, Alan Fudge. Patty McCormack, William Castle. Eco-horror film
about bugs which can set things (and people) on fire, threatening an entire
village. Thanks heavens there’s specialist Dillman around. Solidly made
thriller moves – like its monsters – at a slow pace and is rather unpleasant.
Worth a look for buffs, though. Based on the novel The Hephaestus Plague
by Thomas Page. Producer, co-writer Castle’s last movie. |
Bug's
Life, A (1998, USA) C-97m. ** D: John
Lasseter. Computer-animated cartoon feature about the life of an ant colony dwelling
on an island with the constant threat of evil grasshoppers, which ask for a
sacrifice (food) every now and then. A brave ant sets out to find warriors in
the city, who would take up the challenge of fighting the grasshoppers. He
returns with some circus artists that have no idea what they are getting
themselves into. Irritating, hectic, headache-inducing film features violent
scenes that are sure to scare small kids to death. Quibbles aside, the
direction is good and some of the animation is stunning. If you want your
children to spend an endearing 90 minutes with some insects, make them watch
ANTZ or JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH (or MICROCOSME, as a documentary
alternative). |
Buio
Omega (1979, ITA) C-93m. M D: Joe D’Amato. Starring Kieran Canter, Cinzia
Monreale, Franca Stoppi, Sam Modesto. Would-be
horror drama about rich orphan Canter, who is devastated when his fiancée
dies of a voodoo curse and goes on to stuff her. More murders are to follow.
Slow, poor horror movie with some gross-out gore. Highly regarded among
D’Amato’s followers (mainly because of some softer tones in the film).
Absolutely dreadful for others. Score by Goblin is okay. English titles: BLUE
HOLOCAUST, BEYOND THE DARKNESS, BURIED ALIVE and THE FINAL DARKNESS. |
Bullet
in the Head (1990, HGK) C-130m. ***½ D: John
Woo. Starring Tony Leung, Jacky Cheung, Waise Lee, Simon Yam, Fennie Yuen,
Yolinda Yam, John Woo. Absolutely exhausting action melodrama, director Woo’s
follow-up to his masterpiece THE KILLER (1989). In 1967 Hong Kong, three
friends are forced to flee to Vietnam and plan to make their fortune there.
However, the country is war-torn and their friendship is soon put to a test.
One of the most emotionally intense movies in film history, this marks a very
personal film in Woo’s oeuvre. The drama and the action (functioning as
intensifier) remain at such a high pitch that the plot is pushed into the
background and it gets to be too much at times. Still, an outstanding
achievement, a must for followers of the director, who compared the making of
this to that of Francis Ford Coppola’s APOCALYPSE NOW (1979). Woo also
cowrote, edited and produced the picture. Watch out for edited prints.
Original title: DIE XUE JIE TOU. |
Bunker
de la Dernière Rafale, Le
(1981, FRA) C/B&W-26m. n/r D: Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Marc Caro.
Starring Jean-Marie de Busscher, Marc Caro, Patrice Succi, Jean-Pierre
Jeunet. Post-apocalyptic short movie from the masterminds behind DELICATESSEN
(1991). Film takes place in a bunker, where a group of soldiers and
commanders must contend with a possible enemy attack. One of them finds a
machine with a countdown timer and sets it off... and everything ends in
chaos. No dialogue, film relies heavily on strong visuals and eerie sound
effects. Some flashes of genius in this study of panic and madness, a must
for the directors’ followers. Movie references range from METROPOLIS (1927)
to A CLOCKWORK ORANGE (1973) and THE TENANT (1976), perhaps even ERASERHEAD (1978).
English title: THE BUNKER OF THE LAST GUNSHOTS. |
Bunny
Lake Is Missing (1965, GBR) B&W-107m. Scope *** D: Otto Preminger.
Starring Laurence Olivier, Carol Lynley, Keir Dullea, Martita
Hunt, Anna Massey, Clive Revill, The Zombies, Adrienne Corri. Intriguing mystery about
American Lynley, who has just moved to England when her young daughter goes
missing. A search is initiated, but soon the detective on the case (Olivier)
starts having doubts about the woman. Does the girl even exist? Slow pace, detached
mood offset by good performances and chilling finale. BAsed
on the novel by Marryam Modell. Referenced (if not remade) in FLIGHTPLAN
(2005). |
Buona
Notte, Avvocato! (1955, ITA) 70m. *** D: Giorgio
Bianchi. Starring Alberto Sordi, Giulietta Masina, Mara Berni, Andrea
Checchi, Tina Pica. Engagingly performed comedy about lawyer
Sordi who is happy when wife Masina leaves the city for a few days, because
he wants to enjoy himself (going out with other women). When a lascivious
blonde steals into his appartement, claiming to be on the run from her
jealous husband, he thinks his time has come. In the morning, however, she is
gone, along with 200,000 Lire. Not always on target but funny and likeable.
Screenplay by Ettore Scola, Alberto Sordi and three others. Nice
black-and-white cinematography by Corrado Bartoloni and Mario Bava. |
Buon
Funerale, Amigo … Sartana Paga! (1970, ITA/SPA) C-95m. Scope **½ D: Anthony Ascot
(=Giuliano Carnimeo). Starring Gianni Garko, Daniela Giordano, Helga Liné, Franco
Ressel, George Wang, Roberto Dell’Acqua. Sort-of
sequel to SONO SARTANA, IL VOSTRO BECCHINO (1969) about Garko’s title
character, who witnesses the killing of a family just before he can buy their
land. In the nearby town he seeks out those responsible. Director Carnimeo
has some funny ideas, and plot is less of a drag this time. Above-average
spaghetti western fare with a Morricone copycat score by Bruno Nicolai.
English titles: A PRESENT FOR YOU, AMIGO… A COFFIN FROM SARTANA, GUNSLINGER,
STRANGER’S GOLD and HAVE A GOOD FUNERAL, MY FRIEND… SARTANA WILL PAY. |
Buono,
il Brutto, il Cattivo, Il (1966, ITA/SPA) C-178m. Scope ***½ D: Sergio Leone.
Starring Clint Eastwood, Lee Van Cleef, Eli Wallach, Aldo Giuffrè, Luigi
Pistilli, Rada Rassimov, Aldo Sambrell, Mario Brega, Frank Brana, Romano
Puppo. Conclusion of Leone’s DOLLARI trilogy is the ultimate cult western, if
not cult movie: Lonesome cowboy Eastwood, Mexican bandit Wallach and cunning
villain Van Cleef are contending for a gold loot, whose whereabouts are only
partially known to them. Amid the confusions of Civil War, each of them tries to get the last
laugh on the others. Probably the most influential western, cool, funny, with
some rich historic flavor and unforgettable performances (especially Wallach’s).
Ennio Morricone’s superbly orchestrated score also features moviedom’s
most often-quoted theme tune. Film’s only fault is overlength. Superb
cinematography by Tonino delli Colli. Director Leone perfected his style and
storytelling in the haunting follow-up C’ERA UNA VOLTA IL WEST (1969). Cut to
161m. for foreign release, restored to 178m. for 2003 DVD re-release (with
Eastwood and Wallach dubbing their lines). English title: THE GOOD, THE BAD
AND THE UGLY. |
Buque
Maldito, El (1974, SPA) C-88m. ** D: Amando de
Ossorio. Starring Maria Perschy, Jack Taylor, Carlos Lemos, Barbara Rey,
Manuel de Blas, Blanca Estrada, Margarita Merino. Third
entry into the horror film series (following EL ATAQUE DE LOS MUERTES SIN
OJOS) is set on a ghost ship, where the Templar Knights are attacking a group
of people looking for two lost models. Rich atmosphere makes this one
acceptable for fans, although there is only one gore scene. English title:
HORROR OF THE ZOMBIES. Followed by LA NOCHE DE LAS GAVIOTAS. |
Buried
Alive (1990, USA/SAF) C-91m. ** D: Gérard
Kikoine. Starring Robert Vaughn, Karen Witter, Donald Pleasence, John
Carradine, Nia Long, Ginger Lynn Allen. Interesting horror thriller based on
motifs of stories by Edgar Allen Poe. Vaughn runs a school for girls, and new
teacher Witter soon starts to be suspicious when students disappear without a
trace. It turns out they end up in the cellar – behind a wall. Well-directed,
with some effective scenes of horror, but story is too uninvolving and lacks
suspense. Not bad. John Carradine’s last film appearance. Filmed in South
Africa. |
Burn
After Reading (2008,
USA/GBR/FRA) C-96m. *** D: Joel and Ethan Coen. Starring George
Clooney, Frances McDormand, Brad Pitt, John Malkovich, Tilda Swinton, Richard
Jenkins, Elizabeth Marvel, David Rasche, J.K. Simmons, Dermot Mulroney, .
Fresh from their Oscar-winning triumph NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN (2007) the
Coens deliver a quirky comedy about a retired CIA man (Malkovich), whose
memoir draft is lost in a fitness studio, where two opportunists (unhappy
McDormand and brainless Pitt) find it and intend to cash in on it. The lives
of several other characters intertwine with theirs in this farcical, original
take on the Coen’s usual crook formula. Nothing great, but undeniably funny, with
Pitt getting the best lines. Other stars are fun, too. Score by Carter
Burwell, photography by Emmanuel Lubezki. |
Burning,
The (1981, USA) C-91m. *½ D: Tony Maylam.
Starring Brian Matthews, Leah Ayres, Brian Backer, Larry Joshua, Jason
Alexander, Fisher Stevens, Holly Hunter. Typical slasher movie, whose plot
seems directly copied from FRIDAY THE 13TH. Summer campers are
killed one by one by a mad janitor, who was burnt severely many years back. Endless
stretches of teen camp life, and some quite effective scenes (with make-up
effects by Tom Savini). Stupid flick, only for genre addicts. Hunter’s film
debut. Edited by Jack Sholder (THE HIDDEN). |
Burnt
Offerings (1976, USA) C-116m. *½ D: Dan Curtis.
Starring Karen Black, Oliver Reed, Burgess Meredith, Eileen Heckart, Lee
Montgomery, Dub Taylor, Bette Davis, Joseph Riley. Endless haunted-house
thriller about parents Reed and Black, their son Montgomery and aunt Davis,
who move into a beautiful house in the countryside and are strangely affected
by it (SHINING-like). Very slowly-paced, hardly suspenseful, strictly
by-the-numbers chiller isn’t chilling. Good cast wasted. Based on the novel
by Robert Marasco. |
Butch
Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969, USA) C-112m. Scope ***½ D: George Roy Hill.
Starring Paul Newman, Robert Redford, Katharine Ross, Strother Martin, Henry
Jones, Jeff Corey, George Furth, Cloris Leachman, Ted Cassidy, Kenneth Mars,
Christopher Lloyd, Sam Elliott. Melancholy western drama about outlaws Newman
and Redford, who are continually on the run from the law. Sensitively handled
by director Hill (THE WORLD ACCORDING TO GARP), an ironic view of the decline
of the Wild West. Oscar-winner for cinematography, score, song (‘Raindrops
Keep Fallin’ On My Head’) and screenplay. Followed by a prequel in 1979
(BUTCH AND SUNDANCE: THE EARLY YEARS). |
Butcher
Boy, The (1997, USA/EIR) C-110m. *** D: Neil
Jordan. Starring Stephen Rea, Fiona Shaw, Eamonn Owens, Alan Boyle, Andrew
Fullerton, Aisling O’Sullivan, Ian Hart, Sinéad O’Connor, Milo O’Shea,
Patrick McCabe. Red-haired Owens grows up in a small idyllic Irish town in
the 1960s, but his childhood is not a happy one. He is left alone by his
parents, who are both unable to cope with life. The boy reacts with
extroversion and plagues the population with mean pranks, some of which are
not harmless at all. Original point-of-view makes drama seem less depressive
than it is. Director Jordan and Patrick McCabe adapted McCabe’s novel.
Production design by Anthony Pratt and Adrian Biddle’s photography are
first-rate. Not for every taste, but definitely worth watching. |
Butterfly (1981, USA/CDN) C-108m. ** D: Matt Cimber. Starring Stacy Keach, Pia
Zadora, Orson Welles, Lois Nettleton, Edward Albert, James Franciscus, Stuart
Whitman, June Lockhart, Ed McMahon, Paul Hampton, George ‘Buck’ Flower. Keach plays a loner, who guards an abandoned silver mine in the Nevada
desert. One day lolita Zadora arrives and tries to seduce him – even though
she is supposed to be his daughter! Will their relationship go unnoticed?
Trivial melodrama, based on the novel by James M. Cain. Zadora’s looks,
Welles’ performance as a judge make forgettable film worthwhile. Inauspicious
score by Ennio Morricone. |
Butterfly
Effect, The (2004, USA) C-120m. *** D: Eric
Bress, J. Mackye Gruber. Starring Ashton Kutcher, Melora Walters, Amy Smart,
Elden Henson, William Lee Scott, Eric Stoltz. As a child and teen Kutcher
kept suffering from strange black-outs, and with a history of madness in his
family, he and his mother fear for the worst. Later, as a psychology student
he discovers that he can lapse back into the black-outs by reading his old
journals – and thereby change the past and present! Not always credible and
sometimes downright silly, but this stylish thriller with horror and sci-fi
touches keeps you watching until the end. A definite cult candidate, like the
sort-of similar MEMENTO (2000). Also shown at 113m. with a different ending. |
Butterfly
Kiss (1994, GBR) C-89m. **½ D: Michael
Winterbottom. Starring Amanda Plummer, Saskia Reeves, Paul Bown, Freda Dowie,
Fine Time Fontayne, Des McAleer, Ricky Tomlinson. Psycho drama about a
mentally disturbed woman (Plummer) who moves from one gas station to the next
looking for her imaginary girlfriend. Often her encounters end in murder.
Naive, easily impressionable Reeves follows her around, and a strange
relationship between the two develops. Well-acted (especially by Plummer, who
turns in an impressive, brave performance), but there’s not really enough
plot to make this work. Plummer’s past is not at all explored, which is
dangerous in so far as it could be read as ‘she’s just crazy’. With a little
more psychology, the film would have been compelling. Good soundtrack
features The Cranberries with several songs from their hit album No Need
to Argue. |
Butterfly
Murders, The (1979, HGK) C-88m. Scope ** D: Tsui Hark. Starring Lau
Siu-Ming, Michelle Mee, Wong Shu Tong, Zhang Guozhu, Chen Qiqi. Hong Kong icon Tsui Hark’s first film is a plodding thriller about
hordes of butterflies who kill(!) everyone in the way. Several characters try
to solve the mystery in a subterranean dungeon. Plot is so complicated that
entire film is almost incomprehensible. Very, very strange. For Hark
completists and horror movie buffs. Maybe Hark saw Hitchcock’s THE BIRDS
prior to filming this? |