Cerebral Print: The Secret Files (2005, USA) C-83m. M D: Ford Austin. Starring Jed Rowen, Felissa Rose, Richard Grove, Ethan Phillips, J.A. Steel, John Payne. Practically unwatchable comedy about a secret government branch that was founded in 1967 and deals with alien life forms. They have become specialists in obtaining cerebral prints, which feature memories of the aliens before their deaths. Totally obnoxious, inept. For masochists only.

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